Well, lemme tell ya, these young’uns with their fancy vape things, puffin’ away like little chimneys. Back in my day, all we had was a good ol’ fashioned smoke, but these days, it’s all about the flavors. Flavors, they say! Like candy or somethin’. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya.
So, I heard them talkin’ ’bout these vape flavors, and there’s a whole bunch of ’em. More than you can shake a stick at! Some sound right tasty, others… well, not so much to my likin’. But the young folks, they seem to love ’em all. This whole thing is popular.
They got these fruit flavors, like you just plucked it right off the tree. Strawberry, watermelon, you name it. They even got some I ain’t never heard of. Dragon fruit? What in tarnation is a dragon fruit? Sounds like somethin’ from one of them fantasy stories. They say it tastes good, but I don’t know. It just don’t sound right to me, puttin’ a dragon in your mouth.
But these fruit ones are real popular vape flavors, I hear. Everyone’s puffin’ on ’em. Makes the air smell all sweet and fruity. Not like the old days when it just smelled like… well, you know. Smoke.
- Strawberry
- Watermelon
- Blue Raspberry (whatever that is)
- Mango
- Peach
Then there’s the minty flavors. Now, those I can understand. Mint is good for ya. Clears your head, they say. So, I guess puttin’ it in a vape makes sense. They got peppermint, spearmint, all kinds of mint. It’s like chewin’ on a mint leaf, but without all the chewin’. I reckon that’s alright. Makes more sense than dragon fruit, that’s for sure. Keeps your breath fresh, I suppose. These are popular, too.
And get this, they got dessert flavors, too. Like you’re eatin’ a whole cake or a pie, but without actually eatin’ it. Now that just sounds plain strange to me. Why wouldn’t ya just eat the real thing? But the young’uns, they love it. They got vape juice that tastes like vanilla custard, chocolate cake, even apple pie. Imagine that! Apple pie smoke!
- Vanilla Custard
- Chocolate Cake
- Apple Pie
- Cinnamon Roll
- Strawberry Cheesecake
It’s a crazy world we live in. Puffin’ on apple pie. Who woulda thought? But I guess it keeps ’em happy. And they all seem to love that tobacco flavor. Tastes like the real thing, they say, but without all the bad stuff. Now, I can see the appeal of that. If you’re gonna smoke, might as well make it taste like somethin’ familiar.
These kids, they love to try every vape flavors, no matter how strange it tastes. But I think that’s just how young people are, always looking for something new and different. They’ll try anything once, these youngsters. They like things sweet.
They even got citrus flavors, like lemon and lime. They say it’s refreshing. I guess it’s like drinkin’ lemonade, but without the drinkin’. I don’t know. It’s all a bit much for me. I think I’ll stick to my tea, thank you very much. But the young’uns seem to love the citrus. They say it’s a good “all day vape.” Whatever that means.
Then there is this thing called “nicotine.” Don’t know what it is, but I always hear them say about it when talking about vapes. They say it’s for the old smokers. The high level, or low level, or something like that, I am not sure. But there are many levels, and the highest one is for the heavy smokers. Sounds bad.
They say there are so many popular vape flavors, it’s hard to choose. Too many choices, if you ask me. Back in my day, you had one choice: smoke or don’t smoke. Simple. Now, you gotta choose between dragon fruit and apple pie, and mint and chocolate cake. It’s just too much to think about.
But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? They can puff on whatever flavor they want. As long as they don’t blow it in my face, I reckon it’s alright. Just another one of them newfangled things these young’uns are into. Like them moving pictures on the television. It’s all a bit beyond me, but I guess that’s just the way the world is now. Always changin’.
These vape flavors are a big deal now. This whole vape thing is popular. Everyone’s doin’ it. It’s like a whole new way of smokin’, I guess. But without the smoke. It’s just vapor, they say. Like a little cloud. A little fruity, minty, dessert-flavored cloud. It’s a strange world, I tell ya. A strange, strange world. But they do love the fruit ones, especially the strawberry.
