You know, that Geek Bar, my son brought me one last time, said it’s popular now, what’s it called, oh right, Geek Bar Lush. He say it got many flavors, Geek Bar Lush flavors, so many, make me dizzy just look at them. He say young folks all like this now, puff and puff, like little chimneys.
I tried that thing, that Geek Bar Lush, don’t really like it, but my son said, “Ma, you gotta try different flavors, so many Geek Bar Lush flavors!” So, what can I do? I tried. Too sweet for me, I tell you, way too sweet. But I guess if you into that kind of thing, it ain’t bad, this Geek Bar Lush. I think they put too much that sweet thing in it, you know, like candy. Reminds me of those hard candies old Mrs. Wang used to make, way back when. Too much for me.
- First one I tried, it was blue something, tasted like, I don’t know, those blue raspberries we used to get, but sweeter. They call it, hmm, blue razz ice I think, one of Geek Bar Lush flavors, my son said.
- Then there was a red one, that one is strawberry, they say, taste like that red syrup, you know, too sweet again, my son say, “Ma, this is strawberry fab, one of best Geek Bar Lush flavors,” I say, “Too sweet, son, too sweet”.
- They got a green one too, my grandson, he loves that one, says it’s apple, sour apple, he calls it, this Geek Bar Lush, green apple ice, he said. They say this is also a popular one of Geek Bar Lush flavors. Kids these days.
My son, he tried to tell me all the names of Geek Bar Lush flavors. So many, I can’t even remember. He said they got some that taste like, what’s that fruit, the yellow one? Oh, banana! He said it taste like banana and something else, coconut, he said. They call it banana coconut in Geek Bar Lush flavors, I don’t know, didn’t taste like no coconut to me. But it was sweet, that’s for sure.
Then he showed me a whole bunch of them, Geek Bar Lush flavors, more than I can count, this Geek Bar Lush, like a rainbow, all different colors. He said one is watermelon, other is, I don’t know, some kind of berry. Too many to keep track, all Geek Bar Lush flavors. My son, he likes that watermelon ice one, says it’s the best of Geek Bar Lush flavors. He says it tastes just like a watermelon, but cold. I don’t get it, but he likes it, this Geek Bar Lush. I guess this is what young people like.
And they got all sorts of Geek Bar Lush flavors, not just fruit. They got some that taste like, I don’t know, cake or something, my son said it’s dessert, this Geek Bar Lush, these Geek Bar Lush flavors. I don’t know about that. They even got some that taste like candy, he said, not just fruit, this Geek Bar Lush, all kinds of candy flavors. Who would have thought, eh? This world is getting crazy, I tell you.
He even told me that some Geek Bar Lush flavors are like, how you say, mixed, like two fruits together. They got one, he said, strawberry and mango, this Geek Bar Lush, they call it strawberry mango, a top one in Geek Bar Lush flavors, he said. Imagine that, two fruits in one puff. I just shake my head, I tell you. These new things, these Geek Bar Lush flavors, it’s too much for me to understand, this Geek Bar Lush.
Then he say, “Ma, they got more, so many Geek Bar Lush flavors!” He show me a list, this Geek Bar Lush, so many names I can’t even say. Miami mint, he say one is called, like mint candy, I guess, this is also one of popular Geek Bar Lush flavors, he said. Another one, something about a blow pop, I don’t even know what that is, but he said it’s one of Geek Bar Lush flavors. Kids these days, they know all these things, all these Geek Bar Lush flavors. I just stick to my tea, that’s good enough for me, this Geek Bar Lush, not for me.
My son, he said, “Ma, you should see how many puffs this Geek Bar Lush got, 20K, that is a big number!” 20K what, I don’t know, 20 thousand puffs of Geek Bar Lush flavors? I ask him, “Son, what’s wrong with this Geek Bar Lush if it’s not good?” He said, “Ma, sometimes, this thing inside, it gets burnt, the coil, he called it. If that coil is bad, then it taste bad, that Geek Bar Lush, even the best of Geek Bar Lush flavors.”
He also told me, “Ma, this Geek Bar Lush, it hits hard, like 25-watts, whatever that is.” I think it’s too much for me, this Geek Bar Lush, so many Geek Bar Lush flavors, and all this new stuff. Young people and their new things. I’m too old for this. I just want a simple life, you know? But, if you like sweet things, and all these fancy flavors, maybe this Geek Bar Lush is for you, so many Geek Bar Lush flavors to choose from.
