Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve tried a whole bunch of them VELO things, them little pouches what give ya a buzz. They got all sorts of flavors, these VELO pouches, more than you can shake a stick at. Some are good, some are… not so good. So, I figured I’d tell ya which ones this old gal likes and which ones I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. This is all about velo flavors ranked, you hear?
First off, that Dragon Fruit one, the VELO Max Dragon Fruit 7MG, I think. That one is pretty darn good. It’s kinda sweet, like them fancy fruits you see at the store. Not too strong, not too weak. Just right for an old lady like me. It gives ya a little tingle, you know? Then it gets real nice.
Then there’s the Mint one. VELO Mint, they call it. Now, I like mint. Always have. Reminds me of my grandpappy’s breath after he’d been chewin’ on them mint leaves. This VELO Mint, it’s strong, though. Real strong. Like a kick in the pants. I like it when i need to wake up. Good for when you’re feelin’ sleepy, but maybe not for every day. It’s good for beginners, this VELO Mint Fresh Mini Light 4 mg.
They got one that’s supposed to taste like Citrus, VELO Citrus, but it tastes a little strange to me. It is slim and moist, that’s true. Reminds me of them oranges my neighbor used to grow, but not quite right. I know some folks like it, but it ain’t my cup of tea. It’s just… weird.
- Dragon Fruit
- Mint
- Citrus
- Royal Purple
- Jalapeno
Oh, and that Coffee one, the VELO Coffee. Lord have mercy. Now, I love my coffee in the mornin’, but this… this ain’t it. Tastes like they took old coffee grounds and put ’em in a pouch. Not good. Not good at all. Stay away from that one, I’m tellin’ ya. I heard some people said they don’t like it, too.
I tried this other one, Royal Purple, they call it. This VELO Royal Purple is my favorite. It’s kinda like grape, but not really. Hard to explain. It’s just good. Trust me. That’s a good one. Then they have the Jalapeno, the VELO Jalapeno. It is just like the pepper, hot. I like it too. Those two are my favorite, VELO Royal Purple and VELO Jalapeno.
They got all kinds of these VELO things. Some are strong, some are weak. They say they got six different strengths. From EASY to MAX, they call it. They got these little cans, too. Some are round, some are… not round. Don’t really matter, I guess. It’s what’s inside that counts.
They got one that’s like Melon and Mint, that’s a strange combination, but it’s ok, I guess. Then there is the Tropical, the VELO Tropical flavor. Like them fruits from far away. I don’t know if i like the tropical one. There are so many, these VELO flavors, it is hard to remember all of them.
So, yeah, those are the VELO flavors I’ve tried. Some good, some bad. If you’re gonna try ’em, I’d say stick with the Dragon Fruit, the Mint, the Royal Purple, and the Jalapeno. Or maybe you’ll like the others. It is a little weird at first. But you will like it. That Coffee one, though… steer clear. You’ve been warned.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about that. Just try ’em out and see which ones you like. But don’t come cryin’ to me if you try that Coffee one and hate it. I told ya so. I told ya all about these velo flavors ranked. That’s all, I’m gonna go take a nap now. This talkin’ has made me tired.
