Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing, this Tropical Rainbow Blast Geek Bar Pulse. Sounds fancy, huh? But it’s just one of them newfangled smokin’ things. My grandkid got me one, said it’s all the rage. Said it tastes like a rainbow, a tropical one. I don’t know about all that, but it sure is somethin’ else.
This Geek Bar thing, it’s got this Pulse Mode. Don’t ask me what that means, all I know is you push a button, and it puffs up bigger clouds. More smoke, more flavor, I guess. My grandkid, bless his heart, he tried to explain it to me. Said it uses two coils, like some kinda double engine. Alls I know is it makes it last not as long, but it sure does puff bigger. Goes through that juice quicker, too. They say it lasts for 7,000 puffs in that pulse mode, or 15,000 otherwise, what ever a puff is.
It tastes like all kinds of fruits all mixed up. Like when you throw all them leftovers in a bowl and hope for the best. But this, this tastes good. Like a party in your mouth, my grandkid says. I can taste the mango, that much I know. And somethin’ like a pineapple, maybe. Sweet and tangy, like them hard candies you suck on. They call it Tropical Rainbow Blast flavor. I guess that’s fittin’.
- It’s got this Geek Bar Fcuking Fab flavor.
- It’s got a Juicy Peach Ice flavor.
- It’s just like eatin’ a whole mess of fruit all at once, I tell ya.
This thing comes in a box, all shiny and new. You just gotta pull out a little plug thingy from the mouthpiece, and you’re good to go. No fuss, no mess. And it’s got this little light that tells you when it’s runnin’ low on juice or battery. Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this fancy stuff.
Now, they got all kinds of flavors for these things. I heard they got one that tastes like peaches and another like mint. But this Tropical Rainbow Blast, that’s the one my grandkid picked for me. He said it’s the best one, and I reckon he’s right. It’s like a little vacation in every puff. Kinda reminds me of that fruit punch we used to make for the church socials, only sweeter and, well, smokier.
They call this a disposable vape. Means you just use it up and throw it away. Seems wasteful to me, but what do I know? My grandkid says it’s better than them cigarettes I used to smoke. Maybe he’s right. It sure does taste better, and it don’t make my clothes smell like an ashtray.
This Geek Bar Pulse, it’s got 16ml of that juice in it. I don’t know what that means, but it seems like a lot. And it’s got somethin’ called 5% nicotine. Again, I don’t know much about that, but I reckon it’s what gives you that little buzz. My grandkid says it’s 50mg, whatever that is. He says not to worry about it, it’s all safe and regulated.
This whole thing is kinda like magic to me. You just puff on it, and out comes this sweet-smellin’ cloud. No fire, no smoke, just this fruity vapor. It’s a far cry from them old cigarettes, I tell ya. This Geek Bar Pulse, it’s somethin’ else. I don’t know how they do it, but they sure did make somethin’ special with this Tropical Rainbow Blast flavor.
I reckon if you like fruity things, you’ll like this. And if you like them smokin’ things, you’ll probably like it even more. It’s easy to use, tastes good, and it don’t make a mess. What more could you ask for? It is a new trend. If you wanna try some new thing, you can try this. You may like it, just like me, an old lady.
So, if you see one of these Geek Bar Pulse things with the Tropical Rainbow Blast flavor, give it a try. You might just like it. It’s like a little taste of paradise, right in your hand. Just remember to keep it out of reach of the young’uns. This ain’t for them. It’s for us grown-ups who need a little somethin’ sweet every now and then. That is it, my little story about this new thing.
