Oh, honey, let me tell you about these newfangled things, these Elf Bars. They’re like those little smoke sticks, but they taste all fruity and sweet. My grandkids, they’re always puffing on ’em. Now, I ain’t one for that smoking business, but I gotta say, some of these Elf Bar flavors, they do smell kinda nice. I even tried one, and didn’t cough my lungs out, so this stuff is really strange.
My granddaughter, she gave me one, said it was Watermelon Ice. Now, I love me some watermelon, especially in the summer. This thing, it tasted just like it, but cold, like they put it in the icebox. It was sweet, refreshing, and it didn’t make me cough like those old cigarettes. I even took a couple more puffs, just to make sure I was tasting it right. I think I want to ask her to buy some for me. It’s so good.
Then there’s this other one, Apple Peach. Now that’s a combo I wouldn’t have thought of. I like apples, especially the sour ones. And peaches, oh, they’re just the best when they’re ripe and juicy. This Elf Bar flavor, it’s got both of ’em mixed together. It’s like a party in your mouth, I tell ya. That sweet peach and that tangy apple, they just go together like biscuits and gravy. It is the one my favorite, I have to say.
- Blue Razz Lemonade: My grandson, he’s always got this one. He says it’s his favorite. It smells like those blue raspberry candies, the ones that turn your tongue blue. And it’s got a little bit of that lemonade tang to it, too. I tried it once, and it was a bit too sweet for me, but he sure loves it.
- Strawberry Kiwi: Now this one, it’s like a tropical vacation. You got that sweet strawberry, and then that fuzzy kiwi, it’s a bit sour, a bit sweet, and a whole lot of tasty. I could puff on this one all day long, just dreaming of being on a beach somewhere. But these things are not cheap, so I need to save some money for it.
- Mango: Oh, mango, that’s a flavor I haven’t had in a while. We used to have a mango tree in our backyard, back in the old country. This Elf Bar, it tastes just like those fresh mangoes, sweet and juicy. It brings back memories, this one. But I didn’t see this one, maybe it is not popular.
- Grape: This one’s like those grape candies, the ones that are so purple they almost look black. It’s a strong flavor, this one, but if you like grape, you’ll love this Elf Bar. I don’t like grape that much, too sweet for me.
- Pineapple Coconut: Now this one, this one is strange. It’s like that drink, the piña colada, but you’re smoking it. It’s creamy, it’s fruity, it’s like you’re on a cruise ship, even if you’re just sitting on your porch. That is what my little girl told me. She is always talking about these things.
They got so many of these Elf Bar flavors, it’s hard to keep track. They got some that taste like drinks, like that Cola one, or that Pink Lemonade. They even got some that taste like desserts, like Strawberry Ice Cream or Banana Pudding and even tabacco. I don’t know how they do it, it’s like magic or something.
Now, I know these things ain’t exactly good for you. But they’re better than those cigarettes, that’s for sure. My grandkids, they used to smoke those things, and they’d always be coughing and hacking. Now they just puff on these Elf Bars, and they smell like fruit. So that’s something, I guess. It is better, at least they told me this.
And they’re easy to use, too. You just puff on ’em, no need to light ’em up like those old-fashioned smokes. And they last a good while, too. My granddaughter, she says one Elf Bar lasts her a couple of days, and she’s puffing on it all the time. She told me it will last like a week for me. She told me it will need to be charged, it takes 2 hours, not too long. But I don’t know, I don’t want to wait that long, maybe I should buy two.
So, if you’re looking for a new way to get your nicotine fix, or if you just want something that tastes good, these Elf Bars, they might be worth a try. Just don’t go puffing on ’em too much, now. Everything in moderation, as they say. These things are for adults, remember don’t let your kids get this. They are too young for this.
I think these new things are good, there are so many flavors. And it tastes good. If you want to try, I think Apple Peach and Watermelon Ice are the best. But you can try others, it is your choice. There are over 50 flavors, just pick one you like. I don’t know all of the names, just these. You can find more online.
