Okay, folks, let’s dive into my little experiment with terpene tank carts. I’ve been hearing a lot about these, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
First things first, I needed to get my hands on some. I did some digging around, you know, the usual poking around on the internet. It took a little while, but I finally found what seemed like a decent supplier.

Getting Started
Once the package arrived, it was like Christmas morning! I ripped that thing open and checked out my new toys. I got a few different carts, each with a different terpene profile – supposedly. I also made sure I had a fully charged battery, because nobody wants a dead vape when they’re ready to go.
The Experiment
Now, for the fun part. I started with a cart that was labeled “Super Lemon Haze”. The smell, when I took the little rubber stopper off, was, well, lemony. Intensely lemony, almost like a cleaning product, it’s great.
- Step 1: I screwed the cart onto my battery. Pretty straightforward, right?
- Step 2: I took a small puff. I always start slow with new carts, you never know how strong they’re going to be.
- Step 3: Waited a few minutes. Gotta give those terpenes time to do their thing.
The first one was… interesting. I definitely felt something, a kind of relaxed vibe, but the flavor was a bit overwhelming. It was like sucking on a lemon candy that had been left in the sun too long. I made a note to try a lower voltage setting next time.
I repeated this process with the other carts – “Pineapple Express,” “Blue Dream,” and so on. Each one had a distinct smell and a slightly different effect. Some were more uplifting, some were more mellow, some just tasted plain weird, like they were mixed together. I’m no scientist, so I can’t tell you exactly what was going on, but I can tell you that something was definitely happening.
My Takeaway
After playing around with these terpene carts for a while, I have to say, it’s a mixed bag. Some of them were enjoyable, others, not so much. It really depends on the flavor profile and, I suspect, the quality of the terpenes themselves. I think I need to do some more “research” (wink, wink) to find the ones that really work for me.
It’s definitely a different experience, so if you find yourself a decent seller, it’s worth to explore. Just remember to start low and go slow, and don’t expect miracles. And, as always, be responsible and know your local laws!