Ay, this here thing called Skyview 25K, they say it’s the best one yet from them Geek Bar folks. Best dang vape flavors, I hear tell. What’s a vape, you ask? Well, it’s like a little smoke thing, but it ain’t like them cigarettes your grandpa used to puff on. It’s got flavors, like candy and fruit and such. Just wild, I tell ya!
Now, I ain’t never tried one of these newfangled things myself. Back in my day, we didn’t have no such contraptions. But the young’uns, they all seem to be crazy about ’em. They say these Skyview vape flavors are somethin’ special. Got all sorts of crazy names, like, uh… Cherry Strazz. Sounds like a dance move to me! But they say it tastes like cherries and, uh…strawberries, I reckon. Sweet and tangy, they say. Sounds mighty tasty, I suppose, if you’re into that kinda thing. I do like a good cherry pie, though.
They got all kinds of these vape flavors. Blue this, and rainbow that. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. But the kids, they seem to know what’s what. They say this Skyview thing, it’s got a big ol’ screen on it, too. Shows you how much juice is left, or somethin’. Fancy, huh? We used to just have to guess when our lighters were runnin’ low. Times sure are changin’.
And get this – they say you can change the, uh… the power on this thing? Like, make it stronger or weaker? I don’t know nothin’ about all that. Seems like a lot of fuss just to puff on somethin’. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? And these Skyview flavors seem to be popular.
They got some that taste like mint, they say. Now that I might could get behind. I do like a good mint julep every now and then. But smokin’ it? I don’t know. Seems a little strange to me. But like I said, I ain’t never tried it. Maybe it’s good. Maybe it will be the next best vape flavors?
Then there is also somethin’ called “dab”. They say it is like a strong version of this smokin’ thing. And they say it can be made from somethin’ called “wax”. It is like a sticky wax and you can dab it and smoke it. I reckon it is popular among young’uns.
- There is also somethin’ called “shatter”. Sounds scary if you ask me.
- They say it is made from somethin’ called “butane”. Don’t know what that is.
- And this “shatter” is brittle. It can break easy, like glass I reckon.
- There is also somethin’ called “rosin”. Sounds more friendly than “shatter”.
- They say it is made from heat and pressure. Sounds like hard work.
- And this “rosin” is waxy. Sounds like the “wax” thing they talked about earlier.
Now, how you use these “dab” things? They say you take a small bit of this “wax” or “shatter” or “rosin”. Then you put it on somethin’ called “banger”. And then you cover it with somethin’ called “carb cap”. Sounds complicated if you ask me. If you want to find out more about these vape flavors, you gotta ask the young’uns.
Now these young’uns, they got all sorts of gadgets these days. Phones that can fit in your pocket, cars that can drive themselves, and now these smokin’ things that taste like candy. It’s a whole different world out there. It’s a bit scary if you ask me, all these new gadgets and vape flavors.
I reckon if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new to try, maybe these Skyview vape flavors are worth a shot. Just be careful with ’em, ya hear? Don’t go blowin’ your whole paycheck on ’em. And remember, too much of anythin’ ain’t good for ya, even if it does taste like cherry pie. These new vape flavors sure are somethin’.
This whole vape thing has done gone crazy. I don’t understand it. But I hear these Skyview vape flavors are good. So if you are into that, you do you. I will stick to my good old tea.
I am just gonna sit here on my porch and watch the world go by. And maybe have a slice of pie. Cherry, of course. These young’uns and their crazy vape flavors. What will they think of next? It’s a mystery, but a popular mystery I reckon.
