Well, well, well, look at all these fancy e-juice flavors now. Back in my day, we just had plain old tobacco. Now you kids got all sorts of crazy stuff. Ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. But I hear folks talkin’, and they say these new flavors are the bee’s knees. I guess you young’uns want somethin’ sweet in your lungs. I’ll tell you what I heard about these best e juice flavors.
First off, there’s this thing called Vape Craft. Some big shot company makin’ all sorts of liquids. They got every flavor under the sun, I reckon. Heard a young fella talkin’ ’bout it down at the general store. Said it was the best thing since sliced bread. He was puffin’ away on somethin’ that smelled like candy. Vape Craft, remember that name if you want somethin’ good. They are the first to be mentioned for a reason.
Then there’s somethin’ called “Rainbow Drops.” Now, that just sounds like a mouthful of sugar, don’t it? They say it’s like tastin’ a rainbow. I don’t know about all that, but I suppose it’s good if you got a sweet tooth. This one is cheap, and you can get it for less than a dozen eggs! It’s called Aqua Sweets Rainbow Drops. Some of these names are so odd, I can’t never remember them.
Now, this one here, I hear a lot about. Mint. Plain old mint. Seems like everyone and their dog is puffin’ on mint these days. It is the most popular flavor. It is everywhere, in a disposable, in a nic salt, or in vape juice. They say it’s refreshin’. Like a cool breeze on a hot summer day, I suppose. I remember chewin’ on mint leaves when I was a girl. Helped with the breath, you see. Maybe that’s why it’s so popular. Even the old folks like it because it brings them back to their younger days.
- Mint
- Rainbow Drops
- Strawberry
These young folks, they like them fruity flavors. Strawberry, berries, all that stuff. One fella told me they got one called “blackberry ice.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d eat on the porch on a hot day, not somethin’ you’d put in your lungs. But hey, to each their own, I reckon. It is a top-selling flavor, and I suppose it is pretty good. These fruity flavors are popular among beginners, and there are lots of them too.
They got all these different strengths, too. Some of them is light, they say only 5% or 10%. Then you got the strong ones, up to 15%, maybe even more! I don’t know what all that means, but I reckon the strong ones will knock your socks off. It is about how much flavor is in the mix. They don’t really know how much is the best. You gotta be careful with that stuff. Too much can’t be good for you, even though they say it’s better than them cigarettes.
And don’t even get me started on all them fancy names. They got names that sound like somethin’ out of a science fiction picture show. “Cosmic Cloudberry Blast” and “Galactic Grape Explosion.” What happened to just plain old strawberry or grape? I guess they gotta make it sound fancy to get the young folks interested. Some folks told me they are made in a lab, that sounds fancy too.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these choices. You smoked what you had, and you were grateful for it. Now, you got more flavors than you can shake a stick at. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya. I don’t know which flavor is the best. I guess it just depends on what you like. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ sweet, that Rainbow Drops sounds like a good place to start. And if you want somethin’ refreshin’, that mint seems to be the way to go.
These vape companies are making a killing off all these flavors. They are everywhere. You can’t go anywhere without seeing someone puffing away on one of these things. I guess it is a good business to be in. And with all the different flavors, it is no wonder they are so popular. I reckon it’s a sign of the times. Things change, and you gotta change with ’em. But I still think plain old tobacco was just fine. Didn’t need all these fancy flavors. But that’s just me, I guess.
Just remember to be careful with that stuff. Don’t go puffin’ on it all day long. Everything in moderation, as they say. And don’t be spendin’ all your money on it, neither. You got better things to do with your money than buyin’ all these fancy e-juice flavors. I know it is cheap, but you can use that money to buy somethin’ you really need.
Well, that’s all I know about these best e juice flavors. Hope it helps you young folks out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sit on the porch and enjoy the peace and quiet. Before all these youngsters come around with their loud music and their fancy e-juice contraptions. Kids these days, I swear.
