Alright, let’s gab about this Caliburn G3 Pro thing, ya know, the vape thingy. I heard folks talkin’ ‘bout when it’s comin’ out, the caliburn g3 pro release date, they call it. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it’s just a new way to puff, nothin’ more.
So, first off, they say this Caliburn, it don’t leak much. That’s good, ‘cause nobody wants that juice stuff all over their hands, sticky and messy like a spilled jar of jam. But, they also say if you suck on it too hard, like a hungry calf on a mama cow, well, then it’ll leak. So, don’t go suckin’ on it like yer tryin’ to drain a well, alright?
Now, they got all sorts of these Caliburns, like the Caliburn X, which they say is some kinda “upmarket” thing. Sounds like they’re tryin’ to make it fancy, like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, if ya ask me. It’s still just a vape, no matter how ya dress it up.
- They got these little pods, the things ya put the juice in, and they say they last a week or two. But if it starts tastin’ burnt, like ya left the toast in too long, then ya gotta change it.
- Don’t be stingy, nobody wants a burnt taste in their mouth, tastes like old shoes smells, makes your whole mouth feel yucky.
I saw somethin’ ‘bout some government folks sayin’ this Caliburn broke some rules, somethin’ ‘bout a tobacco law. Honestly, I don’t pay much mind to them rules and regulations, too much fuss for an old woman like me. But it sounds like somebody got their feathers ruffled over this vape thing.
And then there’s this new one, the Caliburn G3 Pro KOKO. They were yappin’ about it on the internet, showin’ pictures and all. Looks like another one of them vapes to me, nothin’ special. But folks get all excited about new things, like chickens over a fresh pile of feed.
Somebody was askin’ if this new G3 is better than that Xros 3 thing. I dunno, they all sound the same to me. This one, they say, has a puff counter, like it matters how many times ya puff on it. Seems silly to me, countin’ puffs, but I guess some folks like to keep track of things like that.
This Caliburn G3, it’s got a screen, fancy that! And you can change how strong it is, the wattage they call it. And a bigger battery, so ya don’t gotta charge it all the time, like them old phones that always died on ya. And they say it don’t leak, which we already talked about, and it’s good for them folks who like a big puff.
And this new pod, the thingy that holds the juice, it’s bigger and can hold more juice. And it can go up to 35 watts, whatever that means. More power, I guess, like a tractor with a bigger engine.
So, when’s this caliburn g3 pro release date? Well, from what I hear, they were talkin’ about it in September of 2024. But these things, they always change. One day they say one thing, the next day it’s somethin’ else. So, who really knows? Just gotta keep yer ears open and wait and see. Don’t go holdin’ yer breath though, it might be a while.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. A bunch of new vape thingies, all soundin’ fancy but probably doin’ the same thing. Just a way to puff, nothin’ more, nothin’ less.
Tags: [Caliburn G3 Pro, Release Date, Vape, Pod, Uwell, Caliburn X, wattage, battery, Leak-proof, RDL, KOKO]
