This here’s about them chain vapez flavors. Lord, so many, my head spins! I hear folks talkin’, and they say it’s the new thing, better than them old cigarettes. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but my grandbaby, he showed me all these bottles, all colors and smells. Said it’s the new way to puff.
He says “Grandma, you gotta try this!” He knows I used to smoke, but them things got expensive. This vaping thing, he says it’s cheaper. And the flavors! Oh, the flavors! Like nothin’ I ever smelled before. Not like that old tobacco, that’s for sure.
One he showed me, it was purple, he said it’s Grape. Smelled just like them grapes we used to grow out back, only sweeter. Another one, blue, he called it Blueberry Raspberry. I tell ya, it smelled like a pie bakin’ in the oven. Makes your mouth water, just smellin’ it. They got one that’s pink and green, called Strawberry Watermelon. Now, that’s a funny mix, but it smells good, I gotta say. Like a summer picnic.
He kept showin’ me more. Cherry Pomegranate, that one’s red and kinda fancy smellin’. Then there’s one called Strawberry Kiwifruit, kinda like them little green things, but sweeter. It’s a whole different world with these flavors, ain’t like nothin’ I’m used to.
He likes this thing called, whats it called, AK2. Says it holds up to chain vaping, what ever that means.
Now, they got these other ones, not fruity. He said some folks like Tobacco flavors, I guess it reminds them of the old days. And some like them sour ones, citrus, he calls ’em. Like lemons and such. I don’t know about that, I like the sweet ones.
- Grape
- Blueberry Raspberry
- Strawberry Watermelon
- Cherry Pomegranate
- Strawberry Kiwifruit
They even got one called, get this, “Gravity”. What does that even mean? Is it heavy? My grandbaby just laughed when I asked. Kids these days! He said it’s just a name. I guess it is kinda catchy, it pulls you in, haha. They got all kinds of names, “Why So CRl” is another one. Makes no sense to me, but the young folks seem to like it.
He was showin’ me where to get these things, some website. Lots of bottles, all lined up, different colors. They got deals, he said. Like buy a bunch, get a better price. “Sampler packs,” he called ’em. And somethin’ about “Nicotine”, some have it, some don’t. I don’t know nothin’ about that, I just like the smells.
They got all kinds, from 0mg Nicotine to 3mg Nicotine and even 6mg Nicotine. I don’t know what that means, but my grandbaby, he gets the ones without the nicotine. He says it’s better for him. They even got big bottles, he says they’re “100 mls plus”. That’s a lot of juice, I reckon. Lasts a long time.
He likes to buy from “Budget Vapors”. Says they have the best prices. And somethin’ called “premium” vape juice. I guess that means it’s the good stuff. Like gettin’ the best cut of meat at the butcher, only it’s juice. This whole vaping thing, it’s a lot to take in. But I guess if it keeps him off them cigarettes, it’s a good thing. And them smells, they sure are somethin’ else. Reminds me of when I was a girl, pickin’ berries in the field. Only now, it’s all in a little bottle.
They got so many, it’s hard to pick. I told my grandbaby, maybe next time, he can get me one of them sampler packs. Then I can try a little bit of everything. See what all the fuss is about. Who knows, maybe this old lady will learn a new trick. I might like that Strawberry Watermelon one. Or maybe that Grape. It’s a tough choice!
All these chain vapez flavors, it’s like a whole new world openin’ up. Smells like candy, smells like fruit, smells like… well, just about anythin’ you can think of. It’s a far cry from them old tobacco days, that’s for sure. I reckon the world keeps on changin’, and we gotta change with it. Even if it means puffin’ on somethin’ that smells like a fruit salad. These new Chain Vapez E-liquids are sure somethin’!
They say these vape things can taste like anything, tobacco, dessert, even fruit. Fancy names and all. Guess I’ll have to try them all to see what’s what.
