Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this coffee vape disposable thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a ride. I’m not a newbie when it comes to vaping, but I’ve mostly stuck to the fruity flavors. Coffee though? That’s a whole different ball game. I saw these coffee-flavored disposables popping up and figured, why not? Coffee’s my lifeblood anyway.
First off, getting my hands on one was easy. Walked into my usual vape shop, and boom, there they were. Grabbed one that promised around 3000 puffs – seemed like a good deal. The guy at the counter said it’s pretty popular, especially with folks looking to switch things up.

Unboxing it was nothing special. Standard stuff. But the first puff? Whoa. It was like a kick of espresso, but vaporized. Not bad, not bad at all. I started using it whenever I’d normally reach for a cup of joe. Morning commute, after lunch, you name it.
- Day 1-3: This thing is convenient. No brewing, no waiting, just instant coffee satisfaction. And it’s kinda fun, I’m not gonna lie.
- Day 5: Okay, I’m starting to feel like this might be a bad idea. I’m puffing on this thing way more than I thought I would. The battery’s holding up, but I can tell it’s going down faster than I expected. I mean, I’m hitting it constantly throughout the day.
- Day 7-10: I realized that I am addicted to it. The battery’s pretty much dead. And honestly, I’m not sure if I’m digging the whole coffee vape thing anymore. It’s like, I’m getting the flavor, but not the actual caffeine kick I crave.
So, here’s the deal. It lasted me about a week, maybe a bit more. Which, considering it was supposed to be 3000 puffs, feels a bit short. But then again, I was using it a lot. It’s definitely not a replacement for real coffee. It’s more like a novelty, a different way to enjoy the flavor. Would I get another one? Probably not. I think I’ll stick to my regular coffee and maybe the occasional fruity vape. This coffee vape adventure was interesting, but it’s not something I see myself doing long-term.
One more thing, I read somewhere that these things might just be a sneaky way to get people hooked on other stuff, like nicotine. I didn’t really think about that at first, but it makes sense. Anyway, that’s my two cents on the coffee vape disposable. It’s a fun experiment, but don’t expect it to replace your morning cup of coffee. It just made me realized that how many puffs that you vape is a big factor for the device’s life span.