Hey there, young’uns! Let me tell ya, this whole vaping thing, it’s got more flavors than my old spice rack! Back in my day, we just had tobacco, plain and simple. But now? Lordy, it’s a whole different ball game. I seen it all, and it’s a lot to take in, I tell ya what!
So, you wanna know about these vape flavors, huh? Well, let’s get this straight, there’s a whole heap of ’em. More than you can shake a stick at, that’s for sure. My granddaughter, she’s always trying new ones, the young people and their modern stuff I can never understand, it’s too many for me.
First off, you got your fruity vape flavors. These are the ones that taste like, well, fruit! Imagine that! They got all sorts. My granddaughter, bless her heart, she let me try one once. It was like, I don’t know. Like a mouthful of them sugary candies.
- Strawberry: This one here, it’s like them little red berries you pick in the summer. Sweet and a little tart. They say it’s a good one for beginners, just startin’ out with this whole vaping thing.
- Mixed Berries: Now this one’s a real hoot. It’s like a whole bunch of different berries all mixed up together. You got your strawberries, your blueberries, your raspberries… all jumbled up in one puff. Goodness, technology these days!
- Blackberry Ice: This one’s a bit fancy, if you ask me. It’s got that blackberry taste, but with a cool, menthol kick, so cold that is. I guess it’s like eatin’ a blackberry popsicle on a hot day. Not my cup of tea, but the young folks seem to like it, who am I to judge.
These fruity vape flavors are real popular with the young’uns just startin’ out, like I said before. It tastes like candy. It’s not harsh, I guess. They say it’s a good way to get used to the whole vaping thing.
But that ain’t all, no sir! They got more than just fruit. They got flavors that taste like desserts, too! Can you believe that?
- Vanilla Custard: This one here, it’s supposed to taste like that creamy custard pie your grandma used to make. I don’t know, I never tried it. Sounds a bit too sweet for me. But I heard it’s real popular, tastes like dessert I guess.
- Chocolate: Yep, you heard that right. Chocolate! Like them chocolate bars you get at the store. I can’t imagine what that’d be like, vaping chocolate, but I suppose it’s something the kids these days are into.
- Caramel: This one’s like them sticky caramel candies. Sweet and gooey. I guess if you got a real sweet tooth, this might be the one for you. Me? I prefer my sweets in the form of a good ol’ fashioned pie, not something you puff on, how can it be tasty like that.
Now, I don’t know much about this “nicotine strength” thing they talk about, but it seem like an important part. They say you gotta choose the right one. Too much, and it’ll knock your socks off, and that’s not something we want. Too little, and it won’t do nothin’. So you gotta find that sweet spot, I reckon. I don’t know how they know about this stuff, it is complicated.
And then there’s this “PG/VG” stuff. Sounds like some kind of secret code to me! But from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with how thick the vapor is and how it feels in your throat. One of ’em, the PG I think, makes it a bit harsher. The other one, VG, makes it smoother. Like I said, it’s all a bit too much for me to keep track of. I just stick to my old ways, thank you very much. But kids these days are wild, they just know it all like magic.
Choosing the right vape flavor is a big decision, though. They say it can make or break your whole vaping experience. You gotta find one you like, or else you won’t stick with it. And there’s so many to choose from, it can make your head spin! It’s like tryin’ to pick out a new dress at the department store, except there’s a hundred times more choices. And each one’s got its own little quirks and whatnot, it’s tiring.
They got some that taste like drinks, too.
- Coffee: Just like your mornin’ cup of joe. I can’t say I’d want to vape my coffee, but to each their own, I suppose. But I still love my coffee every morning.
- Cola: Like that fizzy soda pop. I guess it’s like drinkin’ a can of cola without actually drinkin’ it. Strange times we live in, ain’t it?
- Menthol: This one’s not really a drink, but it’s got that cool, minty taste. Like them menthol cigarettes some folks used to smoke. I never did like those, but some people swear by ’em. I don’t like the cold feeling.
See, it is all about what you like best. Some people like sweet stuff, some people like cool stuff. Some people like it to taste like fruit, some people like it to taste like dessert. It’s all a matter of personal preference, as they say. I just hope they know what they are doing.
And don’t even get me started on the names they come up with for these things! “Unicorn Puke,” “Dragon’s Breath,” “Zombie Blood”… It’s enough to make you lose your lunch! Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that nonsense. We just called things what they were. Tobacco was tobacco, and that was that.
But I guess that’s the way of the world these days. Everything’s gotta be fancy and complicated. And these young folks, they eat it right up. They love all these newfangled things. Me? I’m just an old lady tryin’ to keep up, ha! I don’t know what “newfangled” means, but my granddaughter always says it.
Anyway, I hope this little ol’ lady’s ramblings have been of some help to ya. Just remember, there’s a whole world of vape flavors out there, more than anyone can count. You just gotta find the one that tickles your fancy. And if you don’t like it, well, there’s plenty more where that came from! Just don’t get lost in all them choices, now. It’s a jungle out there in the vape world, I tell ya!
