Listen up, y’all! I gotta tell ya somethin’ important. Don’t you be blowin’ that vape smoke around my baby, ya hear? It ain’t right, and it ain’t safe. I don’t care what fancy flavors they put in them things, it’s all just bad news for little ones.
Vaping ain’t no better than smokin’, I tell ya. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We just had plain ol’ cigarettes, and even then we knew enough not to puff smoke in a baby’s face. Now they got these vapes, and folks think it’s all harmless ’cause it smells like candy or somethin’. Don’t be fooled!
- That vape stuff, it’s got nicotine in it, most times. That nicotine, it messes with a baby’s brain somethin’ awful. Makes ’em all jittery and who knows what else. Their little brains are still growin’, they don’t need that poison messin’ ’em up.
- And it ain’t just the nicotine, neither. They put all sorts of chemicals and flavors in that vape juice. Who knows what that stuff does to a little body? I ain’t takin’ no chances with my baby, and you shouldn’t neither.
I read somewhere, or maybe heard it on the TV, that even if you ain’t the one vaping, just breathin’ in that misty stuff can be bad for ya. They found some nasty stuff in people’s pee, even folks who weren’t doin’ the vaping themselves. Sounds scary, don’t it? So, if you’re gonna vape, do it somewhere far away from my baby, and from me too, for that matter.
Think about it, would you spray bug spray in your baby’s face? Of course not! Well, that vape smoke is just as bad, maybe worse. You can’t see all them nasty chemicals, but they’re there, floatin’ around in the air, gettin’ into my baby’s lungs. That ain’t right, I tell ya.
I seen folks puffin’ away on them vapes right next to strollers, in restaurants, even in the dang park! Don’t they have no sense? Babies are delicate little things, they need clean air to breathe. They ain’t got no strong defenses like us grown-ups. We gotta protect ’em.
And don’t you go tellin’ me that it’s just water vapor, either. I ain’t stupid. Water vapor don’t smell like strawberries and cream, now does it? It’s chemicals, pure and simple. And them chemicals ain’t good for nobody, especially not babies.
My grandma always said, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” And she was a smart woman, she was. So, let’s prevent them babies from gettin’ sick from all that vape smoke. It’s easy enough to do. Just keep that stuff away from ’em. It ain’t rocket science.
I heard tell that smokin’ around babies can give ’em asthma and all sorts of breathin’ problems. Makes ’em catch colds and ear infections easier too. Now, I ain’t a doctor, but that sounds mighty bad to me. And if smokin’ does that, you can bet your bottom dollar that vaping ain’t much better.
So, what’s the solution? Well, it’s simple. Don’t vape around babies. Period. End of story. If you gotta vape, go outside, go somewhere far away where that misty stuff can’t reach my baby. And better yet, just quit that nasty habit altogether. Your lungs and my baby will thank you.
And listen, this ain’t just about babies, neither. It’s about all of us. We all deserve to breathe clean air. We all deserve to be healthy. So let’s be considerate of each other and keep that vape smoke to ourselves.
Someone asked me once, “Hey, is it safe to just inhale the smoke in your mouth and blow it out?” Well, I don’t know nothin’ about that. But I do know this: if you gotta ask if somethin’ is safe around a baby, then it probably ain’t. Better to be safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.
Keep your baby safe, that’s what matters. Don’t let nobody blow that vape smoke near ’em. Not on the street, not in the house, not nowhere. And if you see someone doin’ it, you tell ’em to stop. Don’t be shy. We gotta look out for each other, and especially for them little ones. They dependin’ on us.
