Alright, let’s talk about them dab pens, you know, the things the young folks are puffin’ on these days. How many hits does it take to get you high? Well, that’s like askin’ how many biscuits you gotta eat to get full. It ain’t the same for everyone, ya hear?
First off, what’s in that pen matters. Some of that stuff is strong, like moonshine, and some is weaker, like watered-down tea. If it’s the strong stuff, one or two puffs might send you to the moon. If it’s weaker, you might need a few more, like shovelin’ coal into a furnace to get it going.

Then there’s you, yourself. Are you a newbie or a seasoned pro? If you ain’t never touched the stuff before, one little puff might be enough. You’ll be gigglin’ like a goose in no time. But if you’re used to it, you might need a whole bunch more, like a thirsty cow gulpin’ down water.
And don’t forget the pen itself. Some of them pens are fancy, like them new cars with all the bells and whistles. They give you big ol’ puffs. Others are more like old tractors, they chug along and give you smaller puffs. The bigger the puff, the quicker you’ll get high, that’s just common sense.
I heard some folks sayin’ you feel it in 5-8 seconds, like a flick of a switch. That sounds about right. If you’re new to it, maybe start with a little 3-4 second puff, just to see how it feels. No need to go hog wild right away. If you’re a regular, maybe you take a longer puff, like 8 seconds or so. It’s all up to you and how you feel. You gotta listen to your body, it’ll tell you when enough is enough.
- Strong stuff? Less puffs.
- Weak stuff? More puffs.
- Newbie? Start slow.
- Pro? You know the drill.
- Fancy pen? Bigger puffs.
- Regular pen? Smaller puffs.
Some folks are sayin’ a 2ml pen will give you 200 to 400 hits. That’s a lot of puffin’, sounds like a waste of money to me. But then again, I ain’t the one usin’ it. If you’re takin’ big puffs or chain smokin’ it, like a chimney, you’ll use it up faster than a chicken eatin’ corn.
Another thing, how long you stay high is also different. Some folks say it’s like smokin’ the regular stuff, lasts a good while. Maybe take half a puff and see how you feel in 10 minutes. No rush, take it easy.
And let me tell you, this stuff ain’t like eatin’ your greens. It can be strong, so be careful. Don’t go overboard, you don’t want to end up like a rooster in a henhouse, all confused and flustered.
Listen, at the end of the day, it’s all about figuring out what works for you. There ain’t no magic number of puffs. Start low, go slow, and pay attention to how you feel. And don’t be a fool, be safe about it.
That’s all I gotta say about them dab pens. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.

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