Oh, honey, let me tell you ’bout this heets turquoise selection thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, and it got me curious, you know? Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just somethin’ you smoke, like them cigarettes, but different. They call ’em “sticks,” these heets turquoise things. Like little twigs, I reckon.
Now, this turquoise one, they say it’s got a “fresh” taste. Like a cool breeze, maybe? I don’t rightly know, never tried it myself. Some folks say it’s got a little bit of spice to it, too. Not like pepper, but somethin’ else. Maybe like them herbs folks put in their food. They say it feels refreshing, whatever that means, probably because it has menthol. Don’t know why they put those words together, heets turquoise selection just sounds funny to me. But that’s what they say, anyway.
I heard there’s other kinds, too. Not just this heets turquoise. They got colors like green and blue, I think. All menthol, these three. What’s menthol? Well, it’s that minty stuff, like in toothpaste. Makes your mouth feel cold, I guess. So if you like that cold feelin’ when you smoke, these are the ones, these heets turquoise selection, green, and blue ones.
- Turquoise Selection: This one’s like a cool breeze, they say. With a little somethin’ extra, somethin’ spicy.
- Green: Haven’t heard much about this one, except that it is also menthol.
- Blue: This is another menthol flavor, so I heard.
Then there’s one called Amber. Now, that one sounds strong. They say it’s got the most tobacco taste. If you like that real strong tobacco, maybe you’d like Amber. When they talk about the smell, they always talk about this Amber one. I guess it smells strong, too.
This turquoise one, heets turquoise selection, it’s supposed to be fancy. Like a treat, you know? They say it’ll make your taste buds happy. Whatever that means. Taste buds… Sounds like somethin’ a scientist would say. It is a flavor review, I guess that means it is about the taste.
They got all sorts of these heets things. Different flavors for different folks, I reckon. They say there is a range, meaning many flavors, to suit everyone, whether you want strong or not so strong. So many choices! Makes my head spin. And they are always in stock, so you can always buy one if you want.
You get 20 of these little heets turquoise selection sticks in a box. And each one’s got a little bit of that nicotine stuff in it. Not a lot, but enough, I guess. About 0.5mg, if you know what that means. I sure don’t.
If you been smokin’ a long time, they say you should try the strong ones. They got Amber, Silver, and Bronze. Sounds like money, don’t it? But if you want somethin’ lighter, they got one called Purple Wave. Sounds like a flower, or maybe a drink. They say it’s a little sweet. Sweet smoke… who ever heard of such a thing?
This heets turquoise, though, it seems like the one people talk about the most. Maybe it’s the color. Turquoise is a pretty color. Like them stones some folks wear. I don’t know if the smoke is that color, though. Probably not.
They use these heets with some kind of thingamajig. A device, they call it. You put the stick in there, and it heats it up, I guess. Don’t know how it works. Sounds complicated. I’m sure it’s easy for young folks, though. They’re good with all that new stuff.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new to smoke, maybe you’d like this heets turquoise selection. It’s supposed to be fancy, and it’s got that cool, minty taste. But there’s other ones, too. Strong ones, sweet ones. Somethin’ for everyone, I reckon. Just gotta find the one you like. And don’t forget that thingamajig you need to use ’em!
But me? I think I’ll just stick to my garden. Growin’ real things, not these fancy smokin’ sticks. But you do you, honey. You do you.
