Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks use. But my grandkid, bless his heart, he told me to tell ya’ll about it, so here I go.
Now, they got all sorts of flavors, like a candy store exploded or somethin’. My grandkid says folks like that Blueberry Sour Raspberry one the best. Said it’s got like three different tastes all mixed up. Sounds like a mess to me, but he says it’s good, like 4.8 stars good, whatever that means. He showed me some words folks used to describe it… “Tropical” and “Gummy.” Tropical, huh? Like them fancy drinks with the little umbrellas? And gummy, like them chewy candies that stick to your teeth? Kids these days!
Then there’s this whole mess of flavors, a hundred and twenty of ‘em, they say. Imagine that! More flavors than I got chickens in the coop! My grandkid showed me a list, looked like a whole phone book. Said some are real popular, and some are, what he called ‘em, “hidden gems.” Like finding a good egg in the haystack, I guess. Lost Mary flavors, he kept sayin’. Lost Mary, Lost Mary… sounds like someone lost their mind makin’ all these different tastes.
- Fruity Flavors: Now, these are the ones I kinda understand. Like apples, you know, the kind you pick right off the tree, all sweet and juicy. Or strawberries, the little red ones that stain your fingers. They got mangoes too, them yellow things from far away. My grandkid says some taste like a whole fruit salad mixed together. Says there’s one called “Triple Berry Ice” sounds like it would give you a brain freeze big enough to stop a bull in its tracks. But kids seem to like it.
- Sweet and Candy Flavors: This is where it gets real crazy. They got flavors that taste like cotton candy, that fluffy stuff they sell at the fair. And gummy bears, those chewy little critters. Even bubblegum! Can you imagine breathin’ in bubblegum flavor? My grandkid was laughin’, sayin’ there’s even one that tastes like a blue raspberry cloud. A cloud! Lord have mercy. I swear these young folks will try anything. There’s this one called “Strawberry Ice Cream” my grandkid says folks rave about it. Tastes just like that pink ice cream they sell in town but without the messiness, imagine that.
- Minty and Cool Flavors: Now, these might be alright for a hot summer day. They got mint, like that stuff you put in your tea sometimes. And menthol, that real strong minty stuff that clears your head right out. My grandkid says some are mixed with fruit, like a minty watermelon or somethin’. They call this stuff “ice” flavors a lot. Guess it’s supposed to feel like you got a cool breeze in your mouth. Sounds kinda nice on a hot day, gotta admit. This “Miami Mint” my grandkid likes, says it is strong and minty, but not too overpowering.
So, what’s the big deal with Lost Mary flavors? Well, from what I can gather, it’s all about finding somethin’ you like. Somethin’ that tickles your fancy, as they say. My grandkid, he’s tried a bunch, says he’s always finding new ones. Says it’s like an adventure, tastin’ all these different things. And folks online, they’re always talkin’ about ‘em, sharin’ their favorites and tellin’ each other which ones to try. It’s like a whole secret language these kids got. Lost Mary vape flavors, they call it. Sounds like a mouthful, but hey, if it keeps ‘em happy, I ain’t complainin’. And heck, maybe there’s a flavor in there for an old lady like me, though I doubt it’ll taste like a good ol’ cup of coffee. They have all these different types too, like the Lost Mary MT15000 Turbo or somethin’, seems like there’s a flavor and a type for just about everybody.
And that’s about all I know about this Lost Mary business. Flavors, flavors, and more flavors. Enough to make your head spin. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new to try, maybe this is it. Just don’t ask me to pick one for ya, cause I ain’t got a clue. I’ll stick to my apple pie, thank ya very much.
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