Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gotta talk about this Lost Mary Grape thing, you know, the one they say is gone, *discontinued*. Heard some folks sayin’ it ain’t around no more, can’t get it at the store. So, what’s the deal? Let’s figure this mess out together.
First off, I gotta say, that grape flavor was somethin’ special. Sweet like candy, you know? Made my mouth water just thinkin’ about it. I ain’t the only one neither. Lots of folks liked that thing. Now they tellin’ us it’s gone? Just like that? Makes a body wonder what happened.
Well, I heard some whispers, you know how it goes. Seems like there might be some problems with these Lost Mary things. Something about the way they’re made, the *quality*, they say. Heard tell some stores ain’t sellin’ ‘em no more, pulled ‘em right off the shelves. Said somethin’ about the government gettin’ involved, sayin’ some of them Lost Mary vapes ain’t legal. Can you believe that? Makes you think, don’t it?
- Maybe they messed up makin’ ‘em.
- Maybe the government got their nose in it.
- Maybe they just wanna sell us somethin’ new.
Who really knows? It’s all a bunch of mumbo jumbo if you ask me. But one thing’s for sure, that grape flavor was good. Real good. And now it’s gone. Poof! Just like that.
Now, they got all sorts of other flavors, they say. *Lost Mary flavors*, they call ‘em. All fancy names and whatnot. But I ain’t tried ‘em. Don’t know if they’re any good. Might be, might not be. But it ain’t the same, is it? Not without that grape.
They talk about *vape innovation*, these folks. Fancy words, I tell ya. Talk about *pure taste* and *exquisite design*. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. All I know is, I liked that grape flavor, and now I can’t get it. Simple as that.
Heard tell you can get other Lost Mary vapes at *vape shops* and *stores near you*. But like I said, ain’t the same. They got these new ones, say they last a long time, got *5000 puffs* or somethin’. Sounds like a lot, but what good is it if it ain’t got that grape taste? They even say they use *handpicked grapes* to make it. Well, they musta run outta grapes, I reckon.
Some folks online, they talkin’ about it too. Sayin’ they can’t find it neither. Store owners sayin’ they can’t get it from their *distributor*. So, it ain’t just me. It’s a whole thing. A big ol’ mess.
And now they got these other Lost Mary things, the *BM6000*, they call ‘em. Say they got *black grape* flavor. But is it the same? I doubt it. Probably just tryin’ to trick us, sell us somethin’ different. You know how they are.
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, it looks like that Lost Mary Grape is gone for good. *Discontinued*, kaput, finished. And that’s a darn shame, if you ask me. We’ll just have to find somethin’ else, I guess. But it won’t be the same. Nope, not by a long shot.
But hey, maybe they’ll bring it back someday. You never know. Maybe enough folks complain, and they’ll listen. Maybe they’ll realize they messed up. One can only hope, right? In the meantime, I guess we’ll just have to make do. But I ain’t forgettin’ that grape flavor. Not one bit.
And another thing, if you find any of them Lost Mary Grape vapes hidin’ somewhere, you let me know, ya hear? I’ll pay good money for ’em. Seriously. That stuff was gold, I tell ya. Gold.
So, that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Lost Mary Grape, gone but not forgotten. Maybe someday we’ll see it again. Maybe not. But we’ll always remember that sweet, sweet taste.
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