This thing, this Lost Mary Lime Grapefruit, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. My neighbor, she got one, and she let me try it. Said it was like smokin’, but not really. More like suckin’ on a sweet candy, she said. And that name, Lost Mary. What is it mean?
First time I saw it, I thought, what’s that little box? Looks like them fancy cigarette holders the rich folks use. But no, this thing, it’s different. It’s got this Lime Grapefruit flavor. Lord knows I love a good grapefruit. We used to have a tree, back home, full of ’em. Sweet and sour, just like this thing.
This Lost Mary, it got a number on it, big number. 20000, it says. My neighbor, she told me that’s how many puffs you get. Puffs! Like a cloud of smoke, but it smells good, not like them nasty cigarettes. 20000 puffs, that’s a whole lotta puffs! It will last a long time, I reckon. More puffs than I can count on my fingers, for sure.
- Lime Grapefruit Flavor: Like a summer day, sweet and tangy.
- 20000 Puffs: More puffs than a body needs, I tell ya.
- Easy to Use: Just suck on it, like a straw.
It’s all fancy and new-fangled, this Lost Mary Lime Grapefruit. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this. If you wanted somethin’ sweet, you had a piece of hard candy. If you wanted to smoke, well, you rolled your own. But this, this is somethin’ else. My neighbor, she likes it. She don’t smoke no more. Says this is better. It have no smoke.
This here thing got a screen. My neighbor, she told me it is called animation screen. She say it is HD. It lights up, shows you things. I don’t rightly understand it all. But it’s bright and colorful, like them picture shows. They call it a disposable vape. I don’t know about that “vape” part, but it sure is somethin’ you can throw away when you’re done. No need to clean it or nothin’.
And the taste, this Lime Grapefruit, it’s strong. Like a punch to the mouth, but a good punch. A sweet and sour punch. Like them candies I used to get at the general store. This Lost Mary, they got other flavors too. But this Lime Grapefruit, it is good. It got 18mL prefilled nic salts. I don’t know what that “nic salts” is. But my neighbor say it is good.
My neighbor said this thing got coils. Not like the springs in an old mattress. These are special coils, she says. Mesh coils, she calls ’em. Two of ’em, she says. Makes the flavor better, she says. I don’t know about all that, but I know it tastes good. And it makes a big cloud, like a steam engine. And it got a special coil. It is called QUAQ mesh coil. It is upgraded. I don’t know what “QUAQ” is. Maybe it is the brand.
If you ain’t tried this Lost Mary Lime Grapefruit, you should. It’s a whole new world, this is. Not like the old days. It’s the future, I reckon. My neighbor say it help her stop smoking. She don’t coughing no more. And she always smells like grapefruit now. Which is nice, I reckon. She said if the device has not lasted long, I can move the device around. I don’t know why. But she know it.
I still don’t rightly understand all this newfangled stuff. But I know what I like. And this Lime Grapefruit Lost Mary, it’s alright. It’s more than alright. It’s good. It’s like a little piece of sunshine in your pocket. And who wouldn’t want that? This thing is popular. I saw many people use it. They all like it.
This Lost Mary, it is good for new people who want to try smoke. It is easy to use. And it is not expensive. You can buy it everywhere. I see it in the shop near my house. It is in stock. It is made by Lost Mary. This brand is famous. It is good. They make good things. It is also good for old people like me. It is good. You should try it.
