Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary Turbo thing, whatever that is. Kids these days with their fancy gadgets, I swear. They tell me it’s got flavors, like those candies they used to sell at the store, the ones that cost a penny a piece… Anyway, they asked me to tell you about it, so here we go.
So, what’s the deal with these Lost Mary Turbo flavors, huh? They got a whole bunch of ‘em, like a fruit stand exploded or somethin’. I heard tell there’s this Blue Razz Ice, sounds cold, like that time we left the milk outside in the winter. Folks say it’s the best, I wouldn’t know, never tried it. Probably tastes like those blue raspberry candies the grandkids love. Always stickyin’ up the furniture, those kids.
Then there’s this Blue Razz Dragonfruit… Dragonfruit? What in the tarnation is a dragonfruit? Sounds like something from a fairy tale. Anyways, they mix it with that blue razz stuff, I guess it’s popular. And Peach somethin’ or other, Peach+, they call it. Probably just tastes like peaches, but they gotta make it sound fancy, you know?
- Blue Razz Ice: Like I said, cold and probably sweet.
- Blue Razz Dragonfruit: Blue razz with some fancy fruit, who knows.
- Peach+: Peaches, but maybe better, or maybe just more expensive.
- Banana Cake: Now this sounds good, like somethin’ you’d bake on a Sunday.
- Winter Mint: Another cold one. Like chewin’ on a peppermint stick, I reckon.
They also got Miami Mint. Miami? That’s way down south, ain’t it? Warm place for a minty flavor, but I ain’t complainin’. They say it’s got a “tropical twist.” Probably means they threw some pineapple in there or somethin’. And Strawberry Orange, that sounds alright. Strawberries and oranges, can’t go wrong with that. Like a summer picnic, only you’re breathin’ it in instead of eatin’ it.
This Lost Mary Turbo thing, they say it lasts a long time too, 15,000 puffs or somethin’. That’s a lot of puffin’. I remember when a pack of cigarettes cost a quarter and lasted all week. Times sure have changed. Anyways, this thing’s got some kinda “dual mesh coil.” Sounds complicated. Probably just means it makes the flavor better, or maybe it makes more smoke. I don’t know, and frankly, I don’t care.
They keep talkin’ about flavors, flavors, flavors. It’s like they ain’t got nothin’ else to talk about. Back in my day, we had apple, maybe grape if you were lucky. Now they got dragonfruit and blue razz and all sorts of crazy concoctions. Makes my head spin, it does. But I guess if that’s what the young folks want, that’s what they get. Just don’t go blowin’ that stuff in my face, you hear?
So, to sum it all up, this Lost Mary Turbo thing has a bunch of flavors, some sound good, some sound weird. They got the cold ones, the fruity ones, and the sweet ones. And it lasts a long time, apparently. If you’re into that sort of thing, go for it. Me? I’ll stick to my sweet tea and biscuits. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with those.
One more thing, this here Lost Mary thing has a bunch of different flavors. Seems like they got somethin’ for everyone. Whether you like the sweet stuff, the cold stuff, or somethin’ in between, they probably got a flavor for ya. Just don’t go crazy with it, alright? Too much of anything ain’t good for ya, that’s what my mama always said.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
Tags: Lost Mary, Turbo, Flavors, MT15000, Blue Razz Ice, Peach+, Banana Cake, Winter Mint, Miami Mint, Strawberry Orange, Vape Flavors, Dual Mesh Coil
