Alright, so you wanna know ’bout them calorie things in them vapes, huh? Like how much fat stuff you’re suckin’ in with each puff? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t like eatin’ a whole pie, that’s for sure.
The main thingamajigs in that vape juice, the stuff that makes the smoke, they got names like Pro- somethin’ and Veggie- somethin’. Fancy words for stuff that don’t really add up to much in your belly.
Now, they say there’s about 5 of them calorie things in a little squirt of that juice, ’bout this much.
- But hold yer horses!
- You ain’t drinkin’ it, are ya?
- You’re suckin’ it in, and that’s a whole different story.
Think of it like this, they say one puff, just a little *phoo*, that’s like, barely any calories at all. Like, 0.05 they say. Shoot, I sneeze harder than that! They also say you get about 100 puffs outta that little squirt of juice, so yeah, it adds up to somethin’, but not much.
So, if you’re worried ’bout gettin’ fat from your vapin’, don’t be. It ain’t gonna make you look like a stuffed sausage, that’s for sure. It’s the least of your worries, I tell ya. I heard some folks sayin’ it don’t even go into your stomach like real food, it just goes into your lungs and then poof, gone.
Now, some smarty-pants folks in labs, they done looked at this real close. They watched folks who vape and see if they get fatter. Some say it helps ’em stay skinny, especially if they used to smoke them ciggy-things. Some say it don’t do nothin’ at all.
But common sense, you know? You ain’t gonna get fat from suckin’ on a little vape stick. You wanna worry ’bout gettin’ fat? Worry ’bout them burgers and fries, not your vape.
So, let’s recap this whole calorie-in-a-vape thing. They say there’s a tiny bit of calories in the juice, but when you vape it, it’s like nothin’. It’s like tryin’ to fill up a bucket with raindrops. It’ll take ya forever!
And don’t you go believin’ them fancy ads that say vapin’ is healthy or somethin’. It ain’t. It’s just…different. But if you’re countin’ calories, well, your vape ain’t the enemy. Your sweet tooth is, more likely.
I heard tell of some folks usin’ the vape to stop them from eatin’ so much. Said it keeps their mouth busy or somethin’. Maybe that’s why some folks don’t get fat from it. But me? I stick to my garden veggies. Can’t trust them newfangled things too much, you know?
Anyways, that’s the long and short of it. Them vapes got a few measly calories, but not enough to make a difference. You go on and puff away if you want, just don’t blame the vape if your pants start gettin’ tight. That’s the donuts talkin’, not the vape. You hear?
And remember, just ’cause it don’t make ya fat don’t mean it’s good for ya. But if it’s calories you’re worried about, well, you can stop your frettin’ now. Go on, live your life. Just don’t go suckin’ on that vape all day long thinkin’ it’s air. Nothin’s good for ya if you do it too much, not even breathin’!
So there you have it, a whole lotta words just to say: don’t worry ‘bout the calories in your vape. Got it?
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