Today I tried something a little different. I wanted to see if I could make my own chocolate milk vape juice. I saw something about Elf Bar’s 600 Chocolate Brownie vape, and I thought, “Hey, I can do that!” So I gathered my stuff, and started mixing.
Find and gather
First, I grabbed some Promised Land Midnight Chocolate Whole Milk from my fridge. It’s super rich and chocolatey, so I thought it would be a good base. I also found some unflavored nicotine base and some regular vegetable glycerin (VG) and propylene glycol (PG). These are the usual suspects when you’re making vape juice.

I measured out the milk, but I realized it might be too thick for a vape. So I mixed it with some VG and PG to thin it out. I probably used like, half a cup of milk, a quarter cup of VG, and a quarter cup of PG. Then I added a splash of nicotine. I didn’t want it too strong, just enough for a little kick. And mixed them all in my cup.
Try to vape it
- I filled up my vape tank with the mixture. It looked pretty good, like real chocolate milk, but maybe a bit lighter.
- I took a little puff, and whoa! It was super sweet and tasted just like chocolate milk.
- But then, the vapor was really thin and didn’t produce much of a cloud. I think the milk made it too watery.
- I tried adjusting the wattage on my vape, but it didn’t really help much. The flavor was still good, but the vapor production was just not there.
What did I learn?
I think this experiment was kind of a bust. The flavor was awesome, but the vaping experience wasn’t great. Maybe I used too much milk, or maybe milk just doesn’t work well in vape juice. But it’s not an awesome experience, I won’t try it again. I think I’ll stick to regular chocolate-flavored vape juices from now on. They might not taste exactly like Promised Land, but at least they’ll give me some decent clouds!
If any of you guys have tried making your own vape juice with milk, let me know how it went! Maybe you figured out a better way to do it. But for me, I think this is one experiment that’s going on the “not gonna repeat” list.