Alright, let’s talk about them twist salt nic flavors, you know, the stuff them youngsters are puffin’ on these days. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I hear things, see things, and I got a nose that can smell a rat a mile away, or in this case, a sweet fruity vape cloud.
First off, what the heck is a salt nic anyway? Sounds like somethin’ you put on your fries, not somethin’ you suck into your lungs. But these young’uns, they swear by it. They say it’s smoother, gets ya that nicotine buzz quicker. Faster buzz, they say. Well, I guess that’s what they want these days, everything fast, fast, fast. Back in my day, we had to roll our own cigarettes, and if you wanted a buzz, you had to puff on that thing like a steam engine.
- Now, these twist flavors, that’s where it gets interestin’.
- They got all sorts of names, sounds like a fruit salad exploded in a candy store.
I heard tell of somethin’ called “Pink 0”, sounds like somethin’ a little girl would wear, not somethin’ you’d vape. But they say it tastes like lemonade and somethin’ called “pink berries”. Pink berries? What in tarnation is a pink berry? Sounds like somethin’ made up in a lab to me. Then there’s “White No. 1”, which they say is like a creamy cookie. A cookie you smoke? Lord have mercy. Next thing you know, they’ll be smokin’ mashed potatoes.
And the names keep comin’, “Iced Pink Punch”, “Watermelon Madness”, “Strawberry Crush”. Sounds like a whole lotta sugar and not much sense. But I guess if you like sweet things, and you like that nicotine kick, then maybe this stuff is for you. I still don’t get it, though. Why not just eat a watermelon? It’s cheaper and it’s got vitamins, somethin’ these vapes probably don’t have much of.
I also hear folks talkin’ ’bout coils and tanks and all that fancy gadgetry. Sounds like you need a degree in engineering just to take a puff these days. Back when I was young, a lighter and a cigarette was all you needed. Now you got these gizmos with buttons and screens and who knows what else. And don’t even get me started on the prices. They say these little bottles of juice cost a pretty penny. Money down the drain, if you ask me. Could be buyin’ yourself a nice piece of chicken for that price.
But hey, to each their own, I always say. If them youngsters wanna puff on their fruity, sugary vapes, that’s their business. Just as long as they ain’t blowin’ that stuff in my face. I got enough to worry about without breathin’ in somebody’s “mango tango” cloud. And I hope they know what they’re doin’ to their insides. This stuff can’t be good for ya, all them chemicals and flavors. But then again, neither was smokin’ them hand-rolled cigarettes, I guess. Times change, and so do the ways folks get their kicks.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ these twist salt nic flavors, I ain’t gonna stop ya. Just do your research, make sure you know what you’re gettin’ into. And don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on somethin’ that’s gonna disappear in a puff of smoke. There’s more to life than chasin’ a buzz, you know. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to your neighbors. That’s what really matters in the end. But if you really must have that vape, at least pick a flavor that sounds like somethin’ you can actually eat. Maybe that watermelon one ain’t so bad after all.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on these twist salt nic flavors. Take it or leave it. I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world and all its newfangled gadgets. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. Real tea, not some fancy vape flavor. And maybe have a slice of watermelon, just for the heck of it.
Tags: Twist Salt Nic, Vape Flavors, Nicotine Salts, E-liquid, Vaping, Pink 0, White No. 1, Fruit Flavors, Vape Coils
