Well, let me tell you about this thing, this watermelon sour peach flum. I heard all the young folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it’s somethin’ you puff on, like a newfangled kind of smoke, but it tastes like fruit. Lord knows what they come up with these days!
So, this here flum thing, they say it’s got watermelon and peach in it. Now, I love me a good watermelon on a hot summer day. And peaches, oh honey, peach cobbler is my favorite! But mixin’ ’em together and smokin’ ’em? That’s a new one on me. I guess if you like watermelon, this is a good one to buy flum.
They say it’s sour, too. Like them sour candies the kids eat. I remember when my grandson, bless his heart, he brought me some of them sour candies. I thought my teeth were gonna fall out! But he loved ’em. Said they tasted like a “jolly rancher.” I reckon this flum thing is somethin’ like that. But i still like watermelon sour peach.
There’s all kinds of these flum flavors, it ain’t just watermelon and peach. They got somethin’ called “Sour Apple.” That sounds even more sour than the other one! I can’t imagine why anyone would want to smoke an apple, let alone a sour one. But, hey, to each their own, I reckon. This watermelon sour peach flum is good.
- Blue Razz Icy
- Lush Ice
- Peach Mango Watermelon
- Strawberry Ice Cream
Then there’s “White Gummi” and “Spearmint.” Now, spearmint I know. I used to grow that in my garden. It’s good for upset stomachs. But smokin’ it? And what in tarnation is a “White Gummi”? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find stuck to the bottom of your shoe. These are good too, but i still like watermelon sour peach best.
They got all sorts of other flavors too. “Blue Razz Icy,” they call one. I don’t even know what a blue razz is, but it sounds cold! Then there’s one that is “Lush Ice”. I think about watermelon when i heard it. It is my favorite for a long time. But now i have a new one, i will buy watermelon sour peach flum.
Another one is “Peach Mango Watermelon.” Now that sounds like a fruit salad! I bet it’s sweet. And then, “Strawberry Ice Cream.” Well, that just sounds delightful. I do love me some strawberry ice cream. Maybe this one wouldn’t be so bad. But watermelon sour peach is good.
This here flum thing, it comes in a little thing, they call it a “pebble”. I guess it looks like a pebble, all smooth and round. They say it’s got all this fruity flavor packed inside. And it’s “well-balanced,” whatever that means. I guess it means it don’t taste too much like one fruit or the other. Flum pebble is good.
And they say it’s a “must-try.” Well, I don’t know about that. I’m not one for tryin’ newfangled things. But all these young folks seem to like it. They say it’s a good “all-day vape.” I don’t know what that means either, but I guess it means you can puff on it all day long. But i don’t think it is good for our health. I still think watermelon sour peach is good.
They talk about “vape devices” too. Sounds complicated. I remember when smokin’ was just smokin’. You rolled it up and lit it. Now they got all these gadgets and gizmos. It’s all too much for me, I tell ya. But i think watermelon sour peach is good, young people like it.
They even got one that’s pineapple and coconut. Now, I do like me a good piña colada. But again, smokin’ it? I don’t know. These kids today, they’re somethin’ else. But i still think this watermelon sour peach flum is good. Maybe this is good too.
Seems like this watermelon sour peach flum is a popular one, though. They’re always talkin’ ’bout it. I reckon if you like watermelon, and you like peach, and you like things a little sour, then maybe you’d like this here flum thing. But i want to say, don’t smoke too much, it is not good. And you can buy flum everywhere.
Me? I think I’ll stick to my peach cobbler and a slice of watermelon on the porch. But you young folks go on and enjoy your fruity smoke, if that’s what you’re into. Just don’t offer me none, ’cause I’m too old for that nonsense! But if you ask me which is good, i will say, this watermelon sour peach is good!
