Well, I heard all the young folks talkin’ ’bout these new Raz Bar flavors. What’s a Raz Bar? Sounds kinda fancy to me. Back in my day, we just had candy from the general store, none of these newfangled things. But I guess times are changin’, and I gotta keep up with these young’uns somehow, right? So let me tell ya what I found out about these new Raz Bar flavors.
So Many Flavors!
First off, there are a whole bunch of these Raz Bar flavors. It ain’t like the old days when you just had a few choices. No sir, these days, they got all kinds of crazy tastes.
- Blue Raz – This one seems popular. I reckon it tastes like them blue raspberries. I ain’t never seen a blue raspberry, but I guess that’s what they taste like.
- Strawberry – Now that’s a flavor I know! Good ol’ strawberry. Can’t go wrong with that, I always say. Unless ya got them allergies, then I guess you can.
- Watermelon – Reminds me of summer picnics and spittin’ seeds. Hope they got the seed spittin’ part figured out with this one.
- Grape – Like them little purple candies we used to get. Always stained your tongue. Hope this one doesn’t do that, or folks’ll be walkin’ around lookin’ like they been eatin’ crayons.
- Mango – That’s a fancy one. We didn’t have mangos around here when I was a girl. Must be one of them tropical fruits. I hear they are sweet.
And that ain’t even all of ’em! They got so many, it makes my head spin. They got flavors I ain’t never even heard of. Makes me wonder what they’ll come up with next. This Raz Bar new thing is a mystery to me.
What’s in These Things?
Now, I don’t know what all they put in these Raz Bars. Probably a whole bunch of stuff I can’t even pronounce. In my day, candy was just sugar and maybe some food colorin’. These days, who knows what they’re puttin’ in our food. They got so much science stuff that my head starts hurtin’ just thinkin’ about it.
I reckon they gotta put somethin’ in there to make ’em taste like all those different flavors. Probably some kind of chemicals or somethin’. I don’t know, I ain’t no scientist. I heard tell that there is somethin’ called nicotine in these things. It is the same thing they put in the smokes. I don’t know why they put them in the candy. Maybe it is to help people stop smokin’.
Are They Good for You?
Well, I don’t know if these Raz Bars are good for you or not. Probably not, if I had to guess. Candy ain’t exactly health food, ya know? But I guess everything in moderation, right? That’s what my mama used to say. She also said that too much candy would rot your teeth out. She was probably right about that, too.
I don’t think I want to try them. I am an old lady, and I don’t like to try new things. I like my old-fashioned candy. Maybe I will just stick with my hard candies. They are good enough for me.
But if you are young and you want to try somethin’ new, maybe you will like these Raz Bars. I don’t know. Maybe they are good. I guess I will never know, will I?
Where to Get ‘Em
If you’re lookin’ to try these new Raz Bar flavors, I reckon you can find ’em at most stores these days. They’re probably at the gas station, the grocery store, maybe even the five and dime. Seems like they’re sellin’ ’em everywhere these days.
I don’t know how much they cost. Probably more than a nickel, I bet. Things ain’t cheap like they used to be. Back in my day, you could get a whole bag of candy for a nickel. Now, you’re lucky if you can get a single piece for that price. They say it has somethin’ to do with inflation. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
The Verdict
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about these new Raz Bar flavors. I can’t say I understand the craze, but I guess that’s just the way things are these days. Everything’s always changin’, and sometimes it’s hard to keep up. But I reckon if somethin’ new makes people happy, then it is probably not so bad. It is probably somethin’ good.
If you’re young and adventurous, maybe you’ll like these newfangled Raz Bars. Just don’t eat too many, or you’ll get a tummy ache. And don’t forget to brush your teeth! And don’t forget to call your grandma every once in a while. She misses you. Even if she doesn’t understand all these new Raz Bar flavors, she still loves you.
