So, you wanna hear about this 2 nicotine disposable vape thing, huh? Well, sit yourself down, let me tell ya. These things, they’re everywhere now. Like them little weeds that pop up in the garden, just can’t get rid of ’em.
My neighbor, she got one of these, always puffing on it. Says it helps her, you know, with the nerves. She used to smoke them regular cigarettes, the ones that smell like a burning tire. Now she’s got this vape thing. Says it’s better for ya. I don’t know about all that.
They come in all sorts of colors, these disposable vapes. Pink, blue, green, even saw one that was rainbow-colored once. Like a darn lollipop, I swear. And the flavors! Lord have mercy, the flavors. They got everything from mango to somethin’ called “unicorn poop.” What in the Sam Hill is that, I ask ya?
- Fruity ones
- Candy ones
- Even ones that taste like mint, I guess.
But this one, this 2 nicotine one, that’s what they call it. It’s got that nicotine stuff in it. Same stuff that’s in them regular cigarettes. You know, the stuff that gets you hooked. They say it’s not as much, but it’s still there. My neighbor, she says it gives her a little buzz. She gets all fidgety when she ain’t got it. I seen it with my own two eyes.
Now, where do you get these things? Well, they’re everywhere, I tell ya. You can get them at the gas station, they got a whole shelf of ’em. Right next to the candy bars and the beef jerky. They’re even at them little corner stores, the ones that sell everything from milk to lottery tickets. Seen ’em with my own two eyes, right there on the counter. It’s like them stores, they’re part of our life now, every few miles you see one when you are on the street. Easy to get these things.
I heard some folks even buy them online. Can you believe that? Buyin’ things off that internet contraption. Seems like a whole lot of trouble to me, but what do I know? I still use a rotary phone, for crying out loud.
These 2 nicotine disposable vapes, they say they’re better than smoking. Don’t know about that. Smoke is smoke, ain’t it? But they do say it don’t have all them other nasty chemicals, the ones that give you the cough and the wheezing. I ain’t no doctor, but I reckon that’s probably a good thing.
They say it takes a whole bunch of puffs on these vapes to equal one of them regular cigarettes. How many? I don’t know, maybe 15, maybe 20, somewhere in there, to get that same 2 nicotine hit. It’s that nicotine that folks is after, you see. They get hooked on it, just like they get hooked on them soap operas on the TV.
Now, I hear tell there’s these vape shops poppin’ up all over. Fancy places, just for these vape things. They got all sorts of gadgets and gizmos in there. It’s like a whole other world, I tell ya. A lot of folks go there to buy it. Also, them supermarkets, they got ’em too, right alongside the regular cigarettes. It’s a strange time we’re livin’ in, ain’t it?
Some of these vapes, they even got ones with no nicotine at all. Zero, zilch, nada. Why would anyone want that, I don’t know. Like drinkin’ decaf coffee, what’s the point? But I guess some folks just like the puffing, the habit of it. It’s like chewin’ on a toothpick, I suppose.
The best one, I don’t rightly know. I heard folks talkin’ about the XROS somethin’ or other, and the CALIBURN thingamajig. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But they say those are the good ones, the ones that last a while. Mine you, these are all disposable ones. Throw ’em away when they are done.
You want my advice? Stay away from all of it. It ain’t good for ya, no matter what they say. Fresh air, that’s what you need. Go out, tend to your garden, breathe in that good clean air. That’s what I do, and I’m still kickin’. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady, set in my ways. These young folks, they’ll do what they want, I reckon. Just like them weeds in the garden, they’ll keep poppin’ up, no matter what you do.
Just remember what I told ya, these 2 nicotine disposable vapes, they ain’t all they’re cracked up to be. They got that nicotine in ’em, and that’s the devil’s work, I tell ya. Stay away, and you’ll be just fine.
