You ask me, do Geek Bars have that bad stuff, diacetyl? I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it. Well, I ain’t no expert, but I been lookin’ into it, ’cause my grandkids, they all usin’ these things. They call ’em vapes. I don’t know nothin’ about vapes, but this Geek Bar thing, it’s everywhere.
So, this diacetyl, sounds like somethin’ you don’t want in your body. They say it makes your lungs bad. Like popcorn lung they call it. Sounds nasty. And these Geek Bars, they got all sorts of flavors, like candy and fruits. Makes you wonder what all’s in ’em.

I seen a list, a long one, of all them Geek Bar flavors. More flavors than you can shake a stick at. Blueberry, mango, even somethin’ called “strawberry ice cream.” Now, does that sound like somethin’ you should be puffin’ on? I don’t know.
- Blueberry
- Mango
- Strawberry Ice Cream
- Lots more!
They say these Geek Bars are s’posed to help folks quit smokin’ real cigarettes. I guess that’s good. Cigarettes are bad, that’s for sure. But are these things any better? I don’t rightly know. They say they got nicotine in ’em, just like cigarettes. But they also say they got other stuff, like vegetable glycerin. Sounds like somethin’ you’d put on your skin, not in your lungs.
And they got this other thing, propylene glycol. What in the sam hill is that? They say it’s food-grade, but still…eatin’ somethin’ and breathin’ it in are two different things, ain’t they?
Folks sayin’ these Geek Bars are made by a big company, Geek Vape. They say they’re safe ’cause they follow the rules. But rules can be bent, can’t they? And who’s checkin’ on all this stuff anyway?
This one fella was talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a Geek Bar Pulse. Said it’s a new kind of Geek Bar. What makes it so special, I don’t know. They always comin’ out with somethin’ new. Just another way to get your money, I reckon.
Now, they say Geek Bars don’t have diacetyl. At least, that’s what the company says. But they got other things that sound just as bad, like acetyl-somethin’. All these big words, it’s hard to keep up. It all sounds like chemicals to me. Too many chemicals in everthin’ these days.
My grandkids, they tell me not to worry. They say everyone’s usin’ ’em. But that don’t make it right. Just ’cause everyone’s jumpin’ off a bridge, don’t mean you should too.
I just want what’s best for ’em. I don’t want ’em breathin’ in bad stuff that’s gonna make ’em sick later on. Life’s hard enough as it is without addin’ more problems.

So, do Geek Bars have diacetyl? Maybe not. But they got other stuff in ’em that I ain’t too sure about. I think I’ll stick to my garden. At least I know what I’m puttin’ in my body there. Fresh air and sunshine, that’s all you need.
These young folks and their gadgets. I hope they know what they’re doin’. I’m gonna keep an eye on them Geek Bars, though. And keep askin’ questions. ‘Cause a body’s gotta look out for their own, ain’t that right?
All these flavors that have buttery in there, like butter cookies and popcorn. Maybe they got that diacetyl in it. Maybe not. It is hard to say. They are supposed to be some Geek Bar without diacetyl. But all these chemicals with long names, they are all bad. They say that Geek Bar vape can help people stop smoking. But if they have other bad things in there, is it really safe?
They say that Geek Bar is safe to use. But I don’t know. They also say they are made by big brands. But big brands are not always good. They can be bad too. They just want to make money. I worry about these Geek Bar vape pens. They look small, but they can be dangerous.
I heard someone say that there are 160 Geek Bar flavors. That is a lot. How can they make so many flavors? What are they putting in those things? It is scary. Too many chemicals. People should just eat real food, not puff on these things.
These Geek Bars got somethin’ in them. I don’t know what it is. But it ain’t natural. And I don’t trust it. That’s all I gotta say about that.