Well, howdy there, young’uns! You’re askin’ ’bout them Lost Mary thingamajigs, how many puffs you get, eh? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t simple as countin’ beans neither.
See, them folks who make ’em, they say you get somethin’ like 600 puffs outta one. 600 puffs! That’s a lotta puffin’, I reckon. But hold yer horses, it ain’t always that cut and dry.

- First off, it’s like this: how big a puffer are ya? You takin’ big ol’ drags or little sips? If you’re a lung-buster, you’ll use it up quicker, sure as sunrise.
- Then there’s how often you’re puffin’ on it. All day long, or just a few times? More puffin’, less puffs in the long run. Makes sense, right?
Now, they got this juice inside, the “e-liquid” they call it. Fancy name, but it’s just what makes the puffin’ happen. They say there’s ’bout 2ml in them Lost Marys. And they figure you get somethin’ like 50 puffs for each ml. So, you do the math, 2ml times 50 puffs, that’s where they get the 600 from. But like I said, it ain’t always so precise.
They also say it’s like smokin’ 40 cigarettes. I ain’t no smoker myself, never touched the stuff. But if you are, maybe that gives ya an idea. Though, I hear tell them vapes are different, so maybe it ain’t exactly the same.
You know, when it’s gettin’ close to empty, you’ll notice. The puffin’ won’t be as strong, like a tire losin’ air. Not much oomph left in it. That’s your sign it’s time for a new one, or whatever you do with ’em.
And them flavors, oh my! They got all sorts, like blueberries and raspberries and lemonade. Sounds like somethin’ you’d drink, not puff on! But folks seem to like ’em.
They got a little battery in ’em too, keeps it all workin’. I ain’t no electrician, but I reckon that’s important. Gotta have somethin’ to power the puffin’.
So, to get back to your question, how many puffs? Well, it’s ’bout 600, but like I said, it ain’t set in stone. Just depends on how you use it. You gotta figure it out for yourself, really.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, just tellin’ ya what I heard. But I hope it helps ya understand a bit better. Just remember, puff smart and don’t overdo it. And if you’re worried, ask someone who knows more than this old gal!
Tags: Lost Mary, Vape Puffs, E-liquid, Nicotine, Battery Life
