Alright, let’s talk about this Sour Apple Ice Lost Mary thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I like and what I don’t like. This here thing, it’s… well, it’s somethin’ else.
First off, they call it “Sour Apple Ice,” and let me tell ya, it ain’t lyin’. It’s like bitin’ into one of them green apples right off the tree, but way colder. Like you left it out in the snow all night. Makes your mouth pucker up somethin’ fierce, but in a good way, ya know? Like when you eat somethin’ so sour it makes your eyes water a little, but you keep eatin’ it anyway. That’s this thing.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ this here Lost Mary thing lasts a long time. They talkin’ about “puffs,” like it’s some kinda magic trick. 20,000 puffs, they say. Shoot, I don’t know about all that. All I know is, it lasts me a good while. Longer than them other things I used to get, that’s for sure. I ain’t countin’ no puffs, though. I just use it ’til it’s done, then I get another one.
- It’s sour, real sour.
- It’s cold, like ice.
- It lasts a long time, or so they say.
And the “ice” part? Oh, honey, it’s there alright. It’s like breathin’ in a cold winter wind, but it tastes like apples. Not them sweet red apples, mind you. Them tart, green ones. The ones that make your teeth tingle. It’s a good kinda cold, though. Not the kinda cold that makes you shiver. The kinda cold that makes you feel refreshed, like you just drank a big glass of somethin’ icy on a hot day.
I ain’t too sure about all this “dual mesh coil” and “airflow levels” talk. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks made up to make it sound fancy. All I care about is, does it work? And does it taste good? And for this Sour Apple Ice, the answer is yes, it works just fine and dandy, and yes, it tastes good. Real good.
It’s smooth too. I remember them old things I used to use, they’d make me cough sometimes. This one? Smooth as silk. Goes down easy, no fuss. Just a nice, cool, sour apple taste. And the vapor, it ain’t too much and it ain’t too little. It’s just right. Like a little cloud followin’ you around.
They say it’s got somethin’ called “nic salt e-liquid” in it. Again, sounds fancy. But I reckon that’s what makes it so smooth. And it gives you that little… somethin’. That little kick. Not too strong, not too weak. Just right. Like a good cup of coffee in the mornin’, but for your… well, you know.
Now, how long it lasts, that depends. If you’re one of them folks who’s always puffin’ away, it might not last as long. But if you’re like me, and you just take a puff here and there, it’ll last you a good few days. Maybe even a week. Like I said, I ain’t countin’ no puffs. I just use it ’til it’s empty, then I get another one. And you know what? I keep gettin’ this Sour Apple Ice. ‘Cause it’s just that good.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ that’s sour and cold and lasts a good while, this here Sour Apple Ice Lost Mary might just be the ticket. It ain’t the fanciest thing in the world, but it gets the job done. And it tastes mighty fine, too. That’s all that matters to me.
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