Well, let me tell ya ’bout them vapes, the ones they say last forever, the 10,000 puff kind. Folks call ’em all sorts of things, vapes with 10000 puffs, long-lasting e-cigarettes, big puff kits… fancy names, I tell ya. But what does it all mean?
Now, they say one of these things can last ya, what, 17 to 50 days? That’s a long time, ain’t it? If you’re just puffin’ here and there, like my grandson does, maybe it’ll last ya close to two months. But if you’re like that ol’ Johnson fella down the road, chain-smokin’ it all day long, well, it ain’t gonna last that long, I reckon.
- How long does it last? Well, that depends, like I said. Some folks puff more than others. Seventeen days to fifty days, they say. That’s a big difference, if ya ask me.
- What’s so special ‘bout them? They got a whole lot of puffs in ‘em, 10,000 they say. That’s like havin’ a whole pack of cigarettes, only it lasts longer, I guess. Saves ya trips to the store, maybe.
- Are they any good? Well, some folks like ’em. They say it’s convenient, not havin’ to buy new ones all the time. They talk about all them flavors too, blue raspberry this, and some other fancy stuff I can’t even pronounce. But I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss to me.
They say these vapes hold a lot of that juice stuff, more than the law allows over in England. Something about 2ml and 20mg, whatever that means. They say it’s too strong or somethin’. But folks still get their hands on ‘em, laws or no laws, I guess.
Now, think about it. A regular cigarette, they say, that’s about 10 puffs. So, a 10,000 puff vape… that’s like a whole lot of cigarettes, ain’t it? A thousand, if my countin’ is right. That’s a heap of smokin’, no matter how ya look at it.
Some of these vapes, they got names like “Keystone FAT BOY” or “Cabin 10K.” Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But folks like them fancy names, I guess. Makes ‘em feel important or somethin’.
What I don’t get is this puff countin’. They say 10,000 puffs, but do you really get that many? I heard it ain’t always exact. Sometimes it’s more, sometimes it’s less. Seems like a lot of guessin’ to me. Like when you’re tryin’ to figure out how many beans are in that jar at the county fair, you know? You never really get it right.
And all them flavors… blue raspberry, they say. What happened to just plain tobacco flavor? Or menthol, like my old man used to smoke. Now they got all these fancy flavors, like candy or somethin’. Kids these days, I tell ya.
I heard these vapes are good for folks who don’t want to be changin’ them out all the time. Less fuss, they say. Just puff away and it keeps on goin’ and goin’. Like the Energizer Bunny, remember that commercial? Well, it’s kinda like that, I guess.
They call these things “disposable vapes.” Means ya just throw ‘em away when they’re done, I reckon. No refillin’ or messin’ around. Just use it up and toss it. Seems wasteful to me, but what do I know?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a vape that lasts a long time, these 10000 puff vapes might be for you. Just remember, they ain’t legal everywhere, and that puff count might not be exactly what they say. And all them fancy flavors… well, that’s up to you, I guess. Me? I’ll stick to my good ol’ pipe, thank ya very much.
But, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these long-lastin’ vapes, do your research. Don’t just listen to some ol’ woman like me, or those fancy ads on the TV. Read up on it, talk to folks who know what they’re talkin’ about. And most importantly, be careful. It’s your health we’re talkin’ about here.
This whole vape thing, it’s just a newfangled way of doin’ somethin’ folks have been doin’ for years. Smokin’, that is. They just keep changin’ the way we do it, makin’ it seem all modern and fancy. But in the end, it’s all the same, I reckon. Just puffin’ away, whether it’s a cigarette, a pipe, or one of these vapes with 10000 puffs.
