You know, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this thing called “Lost Mary Clear flavor”. What the heck is that? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a witch’s brew, not somethin’ you put in your mouth. But, well, I guess young’uns these days like all sorts of strange things. I seen ’em with them little shiny boxes, suckin’ on ’em like they’re gettin’ milk from a cow. They call ’em vapes, I think? This Lost Mary thing is one of them, I reckon.
So, this Lost Mary Clear, what’s the big deal? I heard it’s supposed to be, like, nothin’. Just clear. Like water, maybe? But you can’t smoke water, can you? Unless you’re burnin’ somethin’ real bad, and even then, it ain’t pleasant. They say it’s a “refreshing vape experience”. What in the tarnation does that even mean? Back in my day, “refreshing” meant a dip in the crick on a hot summer day, not suckin’ on some flavored air.
And Lost Mary, that’s a funny name, ain’t it? Makes me think of Mary down the road, bless her soul. She used to get lost all the time, wanderin’ around the cornfields. Maybe this here vape thing is just as confusin’. You ever try to find your way outta a cornfield? Easy to get turned around in there, I tell ya.
I saw some writin’ about this Lost Mary Clear. Says it’s got somethin’ called “e-liquid”. Sounds messy. 10ml of it. Ten what, you ask? Milliliters. Like them little medicine cups. So this Lost Mary Clear flavor is like medicine, then? Maybe that’s why they’re suckin’ on it. Thinkin’ it’ll cure what ails ’em. But I doubt it does much good for ya, puttin’ that stuff in your lungs. But then I see numbers, like $12.99. That is not cheap. These things must be sellin’ like hotcakes, even if they’re not actually hot, or cakes.
And you know what? I reckon there’s a whole bunch of these Lost Mary flavors. It is said there are 12 flavors for the brand BM600. Not just this clear one. Lord knows what else they’re puttin’ in these things. Probably tastes like everything under the sun. Strawberry, blueberry, maybe even apple pie. I wouldn’t be surprised. They got everything else these days. My old man, he used to chew tobacco. That was it. Just plain old tobacco. No fancy flavors. And he lived to be 90. So maybe all these newfangled flavors ain’t all they’re cracked up to be.
Now, some folks are sayin’ they’re takin’ these Lost Mary things off the shelves. Somethin’ about a “manufacturing quality issue”. Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ they messed up. Probably puttin’ too much of that “e-liquid” in there, or maybe not enough. Who knows. But it ain’t good. Means somethin’ ain’t right with these things. Just goes to show, you can’t trust everything you buy these days. Even these little shiny boxes with their fancy Lost Mary Clear flavor.
- Lost Mary Clear
- OS5000 vape
- e-liquid
- 10ml
- manufacturing quality issue
- Lost Mary flavors
I remember when a smoke was just a smoke. You’d light up a cigarette, and that was that. No fuss, no muss. Now you got all these gadgets and gizmos. And what for? Just to get a little puff of somethin’ that tastes like nothin’, like this Lost Mary Clear. It’s a crazy world we live in, I tell ya. A crazy world.
Maybe someone can try another one, they say it’s called Xros 4. It has something that can be changed, maybe make it not so strong, I don’t know. I don’t use any of these.
I still don’t rightly understand what this Lost Mary Clear flavor is all about. But I guess it don’t matter. The young’uns will keep on buyin’ ’em, and the companies will keep on makin’ ’em. That’s just the way it is. As for me, I think I’ll stick to my sweet tea. At least I know what’s in that.
This whole thing makes my head spin. Too many new things to keep up with. These new things like this Lost Mary Clear just make me want to sit on my porch and watch the world go by. And maybe yell at those darn kids to get off my lawn.
