Well, lemme tell ya, these young folks and their newfangled things. Now it’s all about this apple watermelon vape. What in the tarnation is that, you ask? Well, it’s like smokin’, but not really. It’s like one of them fancy electronic cigarettes. They put some kinda juice in it, flavored like apple and watermelon.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the general store. They say it tastes just like a summer day, all sweet and juicy. Now, I ain’t never tried it myself, mind you. I’m more of a coffee and pie kinda gal. But these young’uns, they love it. They say it’s better than them regular cigarettes. Easier on the lungs, they say. I don’t know about all that.

They got these stores, fancy lookin’ places, just sellin’ these vape things. They call ’em vape shops. I reckon they got all sorts of flavors. You see folks walkin’ around, puffin’ on ’em, makin’ clouds bigger than a rainstorm. My neighbor, she got one of them apple watermelon vape things. Says it helps her relax.
Where to Find Them Vape Things
Now, if you’re itchin’ to try one of these apple watermelon vape doohickeys, you gotta find one of them vape shops. They ain’t on every corner like a church, but they’re around.
- Ecigg City: Heard that’s a popular one.
- Cigoteket Stockholm: Sounds fancy, don’t it?
- RakmaVape: Don’t know much about this one, but it’s a vape shop.
- That Brobergs Tobakshandel: They sell all kinds of things.
- Some folks order them online, but I don’t trust that internet.
I heard tell there’s a whole bunch of these shops in that big city, Stockholm. They say you can find just about anythin’ in them big cities. But be careful, now. Cities are full of fast talkers and fancy gadgets.
Some folks, they get their vape stuff at the supermarket. Even Walmart used to sell ’em, but I heard they stopped. Something about it not being good for ya. But then again, what is good for ya these days? Everything gives ya somethin’, seems like.
What’s the Big Deal with Apple Watermelon Vape?
I reckon the big deal is the flavor. Apple watermelon, it sounds kinda tasty, don’t it? Like a picnic on a hot day. I guess that’s why folks like it. They got all sorts of flavors, though. Grape, cherry, even coffee, I hear. They even say some taste like pie! Now that’s an abomination right there. If I want pie, I will eat pie, not suck on some kind of contraption to feel like I ate pie!
They say these vape things are better than regular cigarettes. Less harmful, they claim. I don’t know if I believe it, but that’s what they say. And they’re popular, that’s for sure. Everywhere you look, someone’s got one of them things in their hand.
These new ones, they call ’em Geek Bar Pulse X. Don’t ask me why. Sounds like something out of one of them space movies. But they say they got that Sour Apple Ice flavor. Sounds like it would make your face pucker, but the young folks, they love it.
You can get them vapes in other countries too. They say you can even bring them on an airplane, but you gotta put ’em in your carry-on bag. Don’t put ’em in your checked luggage, or they’ll get all upset.

Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this apple watermelon vape business. It’s a strange world we live in, that’s for sure. But if it makes folks happy, I guess that’s somethin’. Just be careful, now. Don’t go blowin’ all your money on these newfangled things. And don’t be puffin’ them clouds in my face. I like my air clean, thank you very much.