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Alright, so you wanna know about the best custard disposable vape, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what tastes good and what don’t. I’ve seen my grandkids puffin’ on these things, and some of ’em smell like a bakery exploded, so I guess that’s the custard ones you’re talkin’ about.
First off, what the heck is a custard anyway? Sounds all highfalutin to me. But from what I gather, it’s like that creamy stuff they put in pies and cakes, right? Sweet and smooth, I reckon. So, if you want that in a vape, you gotta find one that says “custard” real big on the package. Can’t miss it, I guess.
Now, these young’uns tell me there’s a whole bunch of different flavors you can get. Not just plain old custard, oh no. They got vanilla custard, which is probably the most common, and that’s good because vanilla’s always a safe bet. Then they got caramel custard, fruit custard, even nutty custard! Sounds kinda crazy to me, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
One thing I heard is important is the “smoothness.” That’s what they say, anyway. Apparently, the good vapes, the ones that taste like real custard, are smooth and creamy when you puff on ’em. Not harsh or scratchy like some of that cheap stuff. They say the best ones use milk or cream to make ’em smooth. Makes sense, I guess. Milk’s always been good for makin’ things creamy.
I also heard tell that findin’ a good vanilla custard one is tough. Real tough. But there’s this one they call “Fifty Bar Vanilla Custard” that folks seem to like. Said it tastes like real, sweet custard. So, if you see that one, maybe snatch it up. But don’t go breakin’ the bank over it, ya hear?
- Look for “custard” on the package. That’s the first thing. If it don’t say custard, it ain’t custard, simple as that.
- Think about the flavor. Do you want plain custard, vanilla, caramel, or somethin’ else? They got all kinds these days, so pick what you think you’ll like.
- Check for smoothness. The good ones are smooth and creamy, not harsh. They say the ones with milk or cream are the best.
- Don’t spend too much money. These things ain’t cheap, but you don’t gotta go broke buyin’ one. There’s plenty of good ones out there that don’t cost a fortune.
Now, I ain’t tried these things myself, mind you. I’m too old for that puffin’ nonsense. But I know what tastes good, and I know what folks like. And from what I hear, the best custard disposable vapes are the ones that taste like real custard, smooth and creamy, and don’t cost an arm and a leg.
So, go on out there and find yourself a good one. And remember, don’t be puffin’ that stuff around kids or inside. It ain’t polite, and it ain’t healthy. Just take a puff or two and be done with it. That’s what I tell my grandkids, anyway. Whether they listen is another story, but at least I tried, right?
And another thing, don’t be fooled by all them fancy names and pretty packages. Sometimes the simplest ones are the best. So don’t go gettin’ all caught up in the hype. Just find somethin’ that tastes good and that you can afford. That’s all that matters, in the end.
One last piece of advice, if you’re new to this whole vaping thing, start slow. Don’t go puffin’ on it like a chimney. Take it easy and see how you feel. And if you don’t like it, well, then just stop. It ain’t worth makin’ yourself sick over. There are plenty of other ways to enjoy yourself, like a good cup of coffee or a slice of pie. Now, that’s something I can understand.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about these custard vapes. Hope it helps ya find what you’re lookin’ for. And if you do find a good one, maybe let me know. I might just have to try it myself… just kidding! I’ll stick to my coffee, thank you very much.
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