Yo, listen up, you hear me? Today, I gonna talk about this thing, cookies and cream vape. That’s right, you heard me, cookies and cream vape. What is it? This thing is somethin’ new, like, uh, e-juice, you know? They say it good, taste like cookies and cream.
I seen it, uh, online, on my phone. Yeah, my phone. I got one of them smart phones, too. I ain’t no fool. Anyway, this cookies and cream vape, they got it everywhere. They sell it all over the place, in them vape shops, on the internet, everywhere. You can order it online, pay with that card, you know, the plastic money thing. They send you messages, on your phone, tell you when it comin’. Easy peasy, like ordering seeds, you know? But it’s not seeds. It’s this vape juice stuff.
They say this cookies and cream vape taste just like them cookies, you know, the black ones with the white stuff in the middle. Oreos, I think they call ’em. And ice cream, too. It’s like, you smokin’ a cookie, but it ain’t smokin’, it’s vapin’. It’s a whole thing, I tell ya. My neighbor’s kid, he got one. Always blowin’ big clouds. Smells sweet, like a bakery or somethin’. He says it’s good, the best cookies and cream vape, he says.
There’s lots of kinds, too. Not just one. They got all these names, like, uh, Pod Juice. And FRYD. And somethin’ called Banana Oatmeal Cookie. That sounds weird, don’t it? Banana and cookie? But who am I to say? I ain’t tried ’em all. Just heard about ’em.
- Cookies and Cream.
- Banana Oatmeal Cookie.
- Fruity, uh, bedrock or something.
This FRYD one, they say it’s like a chocolate cookie. A fried chocolate cookie. Now, I like fried chicken. Never had a fried cookie. But maybe it’s good, you know? Like them fried pies they sell at the fair. Them’s tasty. So maybe a fried cookie vape is good, too. I don’t know, never had it. Just what I heard.
This other one, the Pod Juice one, they got numbers on it. 50%, 35mg. I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’s how strong it is. Like moonshine, you know? Some’s stronger than others. Maybe this 35mg is strong. Or maybe not. Who knows. I don’t know nothin’ about that stuff.
This cookies and cream, it’s a big deal, I guess. They put it in everything. Ice cream, cake, candy. Now, vape juice. It’s like, everywhere you look, cookies and cream. They say it’s the most popular, more than vanilla, even. Can you believe that? I like vanilla. Vanilla’s good. But people like cookies and cream, I guess. Everyone’s got their own taste.
They say this cookies and cream vape is like ice cream, too. With them cookie pieces in it. I like that ice cream. The one with the crunchy bits. Makes it more fun to eat, you know? Like a little surprise in every bite. So maybe this vape is like that. A little surprise in every puff. Or whatever you call it. Every time you vape it. That’s what they say.
I seen some people online askin’ about the best one. Which cookies and cream vape is the best? Hard to say, I guess. Everyone likes different things. Some like it sweet, some like it, uh, strong. Like that moonshine, again. Some like it mild, some like it to knock your socks off. Just gotta try ’em, I suppose, see which one you like best.
This whole vape thing is somethin’ else, ain’t it? Back in my day, we just smoked cigarettes. Nasty things, them cigarettes. But that’s all we had. Now they got all these flavors, all these fancy gadgets. It’s a whole new world. I don’t understand half of it, to be honest. But young people, they seem to like it. And if it helps ’em quit them cigarettes, well, maybe it ain’t so bad.
So, this cookies and cream vape, it’s a thing. A popular thing. A tasty thing, they say. If you like cookies and cream, maybe you’ll like it. If you don’t, well, there’s probably other flavors out there. Banana oatmeal, even. Who woulda thought? The world’s a crazy place, ain’t it? I think this cookies and cream vape will be loved by many people, just like cookies and cream ice cream. But it is just what I think, I don’t know nothin’ about that stuff.
Well, that’s all I know about this cookies and cream vape. And I don’t know much. But I heard things. I see things. And I share ’em with you. That’s what I do. You just gotta try it yourself, you know? Maybe it’s the best thing since sliced bread, maybe not. You be the judge.
