Alright, let’s talk about them Lost Mary new flavors. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just tellin’ ya what I heard and what seems right, you know? Like them city folks say, it’s got a whole bunch of “options,” yeah, that’s the word, options!
Now, they got this Lost Mary MO20000 Super Edition thing. Super Edition, sounds like somethin’ from a comic book, ha! But they say it’s got like… 20,000 puffs? That’s a lot of puffin’, ain’t it? I can’t even imagine puffin’ that much. My lungs would be worn out, like an old pair of shoes.
And the flavors, oh boy, so many! They say there’s like 120 of ’em. One hundred and twenty! Can you even imagine that many? I remember when we just had apple and… well, just apple. Now they got all sorts of crazy names. Makes my head spin.
Best Lost Mary Flavors, They Say
They talk about the “best” flavors. Best for who, I wonder? Everyone likes different things, right? Like, some folks like their coffee black, some like it with milk and sugar. Me? I like a good cup of tea, none of that fancy stuff. But they got lists and rankings, these folks do. Like they know everything.
- They talk about some flavors being “famous.” Famous flavors, imagine that! Like a movie star, but for your mouth.
- And they “classify and review” every single flavor. Sounds like a whole lotta work to me. But I guess some folks got nothin’ better to do.
- Then there’s this “4 in 1” thing. Four flavors in one? How does that even work? Sounds like too much fuss if you ask me. And they say it’s got 25,000 puffs! Even more than the other one! Someone’s doin’ a lotta puffin’. And 18mL of that liquid stuff, that’s a whole heap!
Some Flavors They Brag About
They keep talkin’ about this “Blueberry Ice.” Says it’s real popular. I guess folks like that cold stuff in their mouths. Makes my teeth hurt just thinkin’ about it. But hey, to each their own, right?
They also say they got “fruity” flavors and “icy” flavors. And somethin’ called “Mad Blue.” Mad Blue? What’s that even supposed to mean? Sounds like somethin’ a crazy person would drink. And Triple Berry Ice. More ice! They really like that cold stuff.
And they say it’s got a “smooth throat hit” and “long-lasting taste.” Well, I guess that’s good, right? Nobody wants a rough throat hit, that’s for sure. And if you’re gonna pay for somethin’, you want the taste to stick around for a while.
Trouble in Flavor Town?
But then I heard somethin’ about them havin’ to take some of them flavors off the shelves. Something about a “manufacturing quality issue.” See, that’s what happens when you get too fancy. Stick to the basics, that’s what I say. They had to pull 12 flavors, can you believe it? Twelve! That’s a whole lotta flavors gone bad.
So Many Choices!
And you know what else? They say there’s like 20,000 different e-liquids out there! And they got 245 different ways to describe the flavors. Most of ‘em are fruity, they say. Berries and citrus and all that. It’s just too much, if you ask me. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these choices. Life was simpler then. But I guess that’s just how things are now. Always gotta have more, more, more.
So, that’s the scoop on them Lost Mary new flavors, as best as I can tell ya. Lots of choices, lots of puffin’, and a whole lotta fuss. Me? I’ll stick with my tea, thank you very much. But hey, if you like all that fancy stuff, go for it. Just don’t puff too much, ya hear?
Lost Mary Flavors Overview
From what I gather, Lost Mary has a bunch of different types. The MO20000 Super Edition is one of them, and it’s supposed to last a long time with 20,000 puffs. They also have the BM600 which got some trouble with a few flavors, and this 4 in 1 thing that has even more puffs and liquid. So many choices, makes my head spin.
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