Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary thing, the one with all them flavors. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what tastes good, and I know what don’t. So, we gonna figure out which of these Lost Mary flavors is the bee’s knees, you hear?
First off, they got this “Mary Dream” flavor. Dreamy Delight, they call it. Sounds mighty fancy, don’t it? Well, it’s supposed to be all dreamy and stuff, like you’re floatin’ on a cloud. I tried it, and it’s kinda sweet, kinda fruity, like them berries you pick in the summer. Not bad, not bad at all. But is it the best? We’ll see.
Then there’s this “Blueberry Sour Raspberry” one. Now, they say if you’re a grown-up you can handle sour stuff. I ain’t no spring chicken, so I guess I can handle it. And let me tell you, it’s sour alright! That raspberry part really kicks in, makes your mouth pucker up like you bit into a lemon. But then, that blueberry sweetness comes along and balances it out. It’s a real rollercoaster for your taste buds, that one.
- This one’s sour, real sour.
- But it’s also got that sweet blueberry taste.
- Keeps you on your toes, this flavor does.
Now, they got a whole bunch of other flavors too, I tell ya. Too many to count, almost. They got mango ones, and strawberry ones, and even some weird ones I never even heard of. It’s like they just threw every fruit in the world into a pot and stirred it up. But some of ‘em are good, real good. And some of ‘em… well, let’s just say they ain’t for me.
But what’s all this talk about “classifying and reviewing every flavor”? Sounds like a whole lotta work to me. I just wanna know which one tastes the best, plain and simple. No need for all them fancy words and charts and stuff.
One thing’s for sure, though, these Lost Mary things are strong. They got that nicotine stuff in ‘em, and it hits you right quick. Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s good for ya, but it sure does wake you up in the mornin’. But you gotta be careful, you hear? Don’t go puffin’ on these things all day long, or you’ll be dizzy as a goose.
And another thing, I heard some folks sayin’ somethin’ about the “coil technology” in these things. Said it makes the flavor smooth and consistent. Well, I don’t know nothin’ about no coils, but I gotta say, the flavor does stay pretty good from the first puff to the last. So maybe them coil fellas are onto somethin’. It’s smooth, that’s for sure. No scratchy throat or nothin’ like that.
But hold on a minute, I also heard somethin’ about stores takin’ these Lost Mary things off the shelves. Somethin’ about a “manufacturing quality issue.” Now, that don’t sound good, does it? Makes you wonder what kinda stuff they’re puttin’ in these things. Maybe it’s best not to get too attached to any one flavor, seein’ as how it might disappear tomorrow.
So, after all this talk, which Lost Mary flavor is the best? Well, like I said, I ain’t no expert. But if I had to pick just one, I guess I’d go with that Blueberry Sour Raspberry. It’s got that kick to it, that sourness that wakes you up, but it’s also got that sweetness that keeps you comin’ back for more. It’s a good mix, you know? Not too sweet, not too sour, just right. It’s the one I keep reachin’ for, anyhow.
But hey, that’s just my opinion. You might like somethin’ different. Maybe you’re one of them folks who likes that mango stuff, or that strawberry stuff. That’s alright too. The world would be a boring place if we all liked the same thing, wouldn’t it?
So, there you have it. My two cents on these Lost Mary flavors. Take it or leave it. Just remember to be careful with that nicotine, and don’t go puffin’ too much, you hear?
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