Alright, so you wanna know about them Lost Mary Turbo flavors, huh? Well, let me tell ya, there’s a whole bunch of ’em. They say there’s, like, a whole lot, more than thirty, maybe even more than a hundred! Can ya believe that? More flavors than I got chickens in my yard, that’s for sure.
Now, I ain’t no fancy smoker or nothin’, but my grandson, he’s always got one of these Lost Mary things puffin’ away. He tells me about the flavors, and I try to keep up, ya know? He says some are fruity, some are icy, some are… well, I don’t even know how to say it, like candy or somethin’.
One of the ones he likes the most, I think he calls it Blue Razz Ice. Sounds kinda crazy, right? Blue razz? What in the world is a razz? But he says it tastes like berries and it’s cold, like you put it in the icebox. He says it’s the best, but what do I know? I stick to my sweet tea, myself.
Then there’s this other one, the MT15000 Turbo. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ you’d put in a tractor, not somethin’ you’d puff on. But he says it’s got a whole lot of puffs, like, thousands of ’em. Fifteen thousand, he says! That’s a whole lot of puffin’, if you ask me. Enough to make your head spin, I reckon.
- Fruity Flavors: They got all kinds, like strawberry and watermelon and mango. My grandson, he likes the mango one sometimes. Says it tastes like sunshine. I don’t know about that, but it smells kinda sweet.
- Icy Flavors: These are the ones that feel cold when you puff ’em. Like that Blue Razz Ice I was talkin’ about. They got mint and menthol too, I think. Sounds like toothpaste to me, but he says it’s good.
- Other Flavors: This is where it gets real confusing. They got flavors like “strawberry kiwi”, “peach ice cream”, “watermelon ice”. Lord have mercy, I can’t keep up with all of them. It’s too much for an old lady like me.
So, how do you pick the best Lost Mary Turbo flavors? Well, I guess it depends on what you like. If you like sweet stuff, go for the fruity ones. If you like that cold feeling, go for the icy ones. And if you’re like my grandson, well, you just try ’em all, I guess.
They got these charts and rankings, he tells me. Like they got a list of all the flavors, and they tell you which ones are the most popular. I don’t get it, myself. Seems like a whole lot of fuss over puffin’, if you ask me. But these young folks, they like their gadgets and their flavors.
Lost Mary vape flavors, they call ’em. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just smokin’, in the end. Only it smells like strawberries instead of tobacco, I guess. Times sure have changed, haven’t they? Back in my day, we just smoked whatever we could roll up, and we didn’t have no fancy flavors or nothin’.
So, if you’re lookin’ for the best Lost Mary MT15000 Turbo flavors, I can’t really tell ya. There’s too many to choose from, and I ain’t tried none of ’em myself. But my grandson, he seems to like ’em, so I guess they can’t be too bad. Just don’t puff too much, ya hear? You don’t want your head spinnin’ like a top.
Anyway, that’s all I know about these Lost Mary things. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, just an old lady tryin’ to keep up with the young folks and their fancy gadgets. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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