Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout them fancy Geek Bar flavors, the ones the young’uns are always puffin’ on these days. Don’t ask me how I know, I just hear things, ya know? Word gets around, even in my neck of the woods.
So, they got a whole bunch of these flavors, more than you can shake a stick at, I tell ya. But some, well, they’re just better than others. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout ’em, so they gotta be good, right? Here’s what I’ve heard are the top 10, though I ain’t tried none of ’em myself. My old lungs wouldn’t take too kindly to that, I reckon.
- 1. Watermelon Ice: This one’s supposed to be real popular. Sweet like a summer melon, but with a cool kick to it. Like bitin’ into a watermelon straight outta the icebox on a hot day, I guess.
- 2. Blue Razz Ice: Now, this one’s got that blue raspberry taste. You know, the candy kind? And again, with that icy feelin’. Kids these days, they love that icy stuff.
- 3. Strawberry Banana: This here’s a classic mix. Sweet strawberries and creamy bananas, just like a smoothie. Can’t go wrong with that, I suppose.
- 4. Peach Ice: Another icy one. Peaches are good, sweet and juicy. But with ice? I dunno, sounds a bit strange to me. But hey, what do I know?
- 5. Mango Ice: Mangoes, them things are kinda fancy, ain’t they? Sweet and a little bit tangy. And yep, you guessed it, this one’s got ice too. Seems like everything’s got ice these days.
These Geek Bars, they’re everywhere now. Little sticks that folks puff on. They say they got more than 50 flavors! Can you believe that? Fifty! Back in my day, we had, well, we didn’t have nothin’ like that. We just had good ol’ tobacco, if you wanted to smoke. None of this fancy fruity stuff.
- 6. Sour Apple Ice: Apples are good, keeps the doctor away they say, but sour? Then again, add a bit of ice, that’s what they always do. This must be for the young ‘uns who like a bit of a pucker.
- 7. Grape Ice: More ice! This time with grape flavor. Like grape soda, I reckon. Not my cup of tea, but folks seem to like it.
- 8. Pink Lemonade: Now this sounds a bit more like it. Lemonade, but pink. Must be sweet and tangy, just right for a hot day. Probably still got that ice in it though.
- 9. Black Ice: This one sounds mysterious. Black ice? What’s that supposed to taste like? Maybe it’s just a real strong icy feelin’, I dunno. But folks say it’s good, so there ya go.
- 10. White Gummy Bear: This one’s the last on the list. Who on earth thought about making a gummy bear flavor, and a white one at that? I ain’t got no clue what kind of flavor that would be, but kids are weird these days so who am I to judge?
These Geek Bar things, they’re real popular, they say. Easy to use, and they got all them flavors. And they hit hard too, or so I hear. Something about 25 watts? Sounds like a lightbulb to me. But apparently, it makes a difference. Them young’uns are always chasin’ somethin’ stronger, somethin’ better. Always lookin’ for more puffs, they are.
I still don’t quite get it, all this vaping. But I guess times change. People used to smoke cigarettes, now they puff on these Geek Bars. And they got all these crazy flavors, like the ones I just told ya about. Watermelon Ice, Blue Razz Ice, Strawberry Banana… the list goes on and on.
So there you have it, the top 10 Geek Bar flavors, or at least that’s what I’ve been hearin’. Don’t take my word for it though, I’m just an old woman who hears things. If you wanna know for sure, you’ll have to try ’em yourself. But be careful with that stuff, ya hear? Too much of anything ain’t good for ya, that’s what my mama always said.
And one more thing, don’t be wastin’ your money on these fancy things, ya hear? Save your money, that is more useful than buying a stick that you puff on. They ain’t cheap as well, so think twice before buying one. You are better off buying a good meal instead.
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