Alright, let’s talk about these Lost Mary 15k flavors, or whatever they call ’em. You know, those little vapes everyone’s puffin’ on these days. Kids these days, always got somethin’ new.
Now, I ain’t no fancy expert, but I hear tell there’s a whole bunch of these flavors. More flavors than I got chickens in the yard, that’s for sure. They say there’s over a hundred, maybe even more. Can you believe that? Back in my day, we had, what, apple and… well, mostly just apple.
- They got fruity ones, like strawberry and watermelon. Sounds kinda nice, I guess. Like a summer picnic, but in your mouth, I reckon.
- Then there’s the minty ones. Peppermint, spearmint, all that jazz. Reminds me of that toothpaste my grandson uses, the one that makes his breath smell like a candy store.
- And I hear tell of some weird ones too. Like… “Blue Razz Ice”? What in tarnation is a “razz” anyway? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the back of the shed, not somethin’ you’d put in your mouth.
Now, I ain’t tried these things myself. Don’t plan on it either. Smoking’s bad, everyone knows that. But these young folks, they say it’s different. They say it’s safer than cigarettes. I don’t know about that. Seems like a whole lotta smoke and mirrors to me.
From what I gathered, some folks say these Lost Mary vapes are better than them old coffin nails, the regular cigarettes. Says they don’t make you cough as much and maybe, just maybe, they’re a tad less bad for ya. But then you hear other stories, ’bout them things blowin’ up or somethin’. Makes you think, don’t it? Is it worth the risk just for a fancy flavor?
And let me tell you somethin’ else. They got these fake ones too, they call ’em “counterfeit.” Imagine that! People makin’ fake vapes! It’s like they ain’t got nothin’ better to do. You gotta be careful, they say. The fake ones, they could be even worse for you. Who knows what they put in ’em. Probably nothin’ good, that’s for sure.
I saw my neighbor’s boy the other day, puffin’ on one of these things. Looked like a little chimney, he did. And the smell! Sweet as candy, but with a weird chemical undertone. Reminded me of that bug spray we used to use on the tomatoes. Not exactly somethin’ I’d want in my lungs.
This whole vape thing, it’s just too much for me. Too many flavors, too many choices, too many things to worry about. Back in my day, things were simpler. You wanted somethin’ sweet, you ate an apple. You wanted to relax, you sat on the porch and watched the sunset. No need for all these fancy gadgets and flavors.
But I guess that’s just how the world is now. Always changin’, always comin’ up with somethin’ new. Just gotta hope these young folks know what they’re doin’, and they ain’t gonna ruin their lungs with all this puffin’ and blowin’. Me, I’ll stick to my apple pie and sweet tea. That’s plenty of flavor for this old lady.
Anyways, that’s what I know about these Lost Mary 15k flavors. A whole lotta fuss about nothin’ if you ask me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
So you youngsters, be careful out there. Don’t go chasin’ after every newfangled thing that comes along. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. And for goodness sake, don’t go buyin’ no fake vapes from some shady fella down the street. You hear?
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