Oh, honey, you won’t believe what I’ve heard about this newfangled thing called a Lost Mary coffee vape. It’s all the rage with the young’uns these days, they say it tastes like coffee, but you puff on it like a cigarette. Now, I don’t know about all that, but I’ve been doing some digging, and I’m here to tell you what I’ve found.
What’s This Lost Mary Coffee Thing Anyway?
Well, from what I gather, this Lost Mary coffee vape is one of them electronic cigarettes. You know, the kind that makes that funny cloud when you puff on it? But this one, they say it’s got the taste of coffee. Imagine that! Coffee you can smoke!

They call it “Lost Mary” for some reason. Maybe ’cause you get lost in the coffee flavor? I don’t know. But it’s got a number too, like 6000 or something, BM6000, they say on the box. They say it is good, you can smoke many times. I heard it is like 6000 times. That is a lot!
Why Folks Like This Coffee Vape
Now, why would anyone want to smoke their coffee, you ask? Well, I’ve heard a few reasons:
- Coffee Taste: Some folks just love the taste of coffee, I reckon. And this way, they can get that coffee taste all day long, without having to drink a whole pot.
- No Coffee Mess: No spilling coffee on your shirt with this thing, that’s for sure! These young people always busy, do not have time to clean.
- New Thing: And you know how it is with these newfangled things. Everyone wants to try the latest gadget. This is very popular, I heard.
Sometimes It Don’t Work Right
But like anything, sometimes these Lost Mary coffee vapes, they don’t work like they’re supposed to.
I heard one girl say hers stopped making that cloud. Could be the battery, you know? Like them old flashlights, sometimes the batteries just go dead. You gotta make sure that battery is charged up good. Or maybe it’s not plugged in right. Those little things can be tricky. And you gotta clean it, you know, like those things people smoke. If it is dirty, it does not work well.
Another thing, they say if you don’t take off the little rubber piece from the hole, it won’t work. You know, like the plug in the sink. If you don’t take it out, nothing can come out. Same thing with this Lost Mary coffee vape. It has a plug too! I did not know that. I saw one person say, you have to take it out.
Then there’s the airflow. That’s what they call it. If it’s all clogged up, you won’t get any of that coffee smoke. Like a chimney, you know? Gotta keep it clear. They say it is because of the juice. They put juice inside, and if it is too much, it will block.
And the coil! That’s another thing. It’s like the little burner in your stove. If it’s burnt out, well, ain’t nothing gonna heat up. So no smoke, no coffee, nothing. So this coil is important. They say it is easy to break.
And sometimes it is broken when you buy! They say if it falls, it can break inside. But you can not see. So you buy it, but it does not work. So sad.

Just My Two Cents on This Lost Mary Coffee Vape
Now, I’m not saying you should go out and get yourself one of these Lost Mary coffee vapes. That’s up to you. But I just thought I’d share what I’ve learned. It’s a strange world we live in, with coffee you can smoke!
Me, I think I’ll stick to my regular cup of joe. But if you’re curious about this Lost Mary coffee vape, well, now you know a little bit more about it. Just remember what I said about the battery and the plug and the airflow and that coil thingy. And be careful, you know. Don’t want to break it.
That is all I know. This thing is very popular, so maybe you know someone who has it. You can ask them. They can tell you more. This thing is very new. I am old, so I do not know much about new things. But I try to learn. Learning is good.
Okay, I talk too much. I go drink my coffee now. The real coffee, not the smoke one. You take care now, you hear? And be careful with that Lost Mary coffee vape if you try it!