Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary thing, whatever it is. My young’un told me to tell you all about the “flavors,” like, you know, the tastes. So, here we go, gonna tell ya what I know, just like I’m chattin’ with ya over the fence, ya hear?
What’s This Lost Mary Anyways?
First off, I ain’t got a clue what a “vape” is. Sounds fancy. But seems like these Lost Mary folks, they make a bunch of ’em, all with different tastes. My grandkid says there’s a whole heap of ’em, like, a hundred and twenty! Lordy, that’s a lot of somethin’ to taste. They call ’em “flavors,” sounds all highfalutin.
Some Tastes Folks Seem to Like
Now, I hear tell some of these tastes are real popular. Like that “Dragon Drink,” sounds kinda scary, like somethin’ a dragon would breathe, not taste! Then there’s “Blue Baja Splash,” whatever that is, and “Lime Grapefruit,” that one I kinda get, I like grapefruits, nice and sour. Oh, and “Mango Twist” and “Miami Mint,” sounds like somethin’ you’d chew on in the hot sun.
- Dragon Drink
- Blue Baja Splash
- Lime Grapefruit
- Mango Twist
- Miami Mint
My grandkid says there’s even more, like “MO20000” somethin’ or other, more tastes in that one too. Honestly, it’s enough to make your head spin. Too many choices if you ask me. Back in my day, you had apple, orange, maybe grape, that was it. Now, it’s all “twists” and “splashes” and whatnot.
When Things Go Wrong with the Taste
Now, sometimes, I hear, these things don’t taste right. Like, they get all burnt tastin’. My grandkid says it’s cause the juice runs out, or somethin’ ain’t pressed right, or maybe you just got a bad one. Sounds like a pain in the neck to me. If somethin’ don’t work right, you should just toss it and get a new one, that’s what I say. No use fussin’ over it.
More Fancy Tastes
They got all sorts of other tastes too, not just those I mentioned. My grandkid showed me a list, long as my arm! They got fruity ones, minty ones, even ones that taste like drinks, like that “Dragon Drink” thing. It’s a whole world of tastes out there, I reckon. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
How to Pick a Taste
Now, if you’re gonna try one of these Lost Mary things, how you gonna pick a taste? Well, I reckon you gotta think about what you like. You like sour things? Try that grapefruit one. Like sweet things? Maybe that mango one. Like somethin’ fresh? Try the mint. It ain’t rocket science, ya know.
My Two Cents
Honestly, all these fancy tastes and vapes and whatnot, it’s a bit much for me. Back in my day, we ate what we grew and that was that. But times change, I guess. So, if you’re into these Lost Mary things, go ahead and try ’em. Just don’t ask me to understand it all! And if it tastes burnt, well, you know what to do.
Lost Mary: Lots of Choices
So, like I was sayin’, there’s a whole bunch of these Lost Mary tastes. If you’re new to it, or if you’ve been usin’ ’em for a while, there’s probably somethin’ you ain’t tried yet. Seems like they got somethin’ for everyone. Whether you like the fruity stuff, the minty stuff, or somethin’ in between, there’s a taste for ya. Just gotta find it, I guess. Good luck with that!
If you looking for the Clear Lost Mary flavor well, you got a lot to choose from. Just read through all this, and you can find the one you really want. Maybe try that Lime Grapefruit if you like things clear and a bit sour. Or maybe one of them minty ones, Miami Mint they call it, sounds fresh and clean to me. You just gotta try them all till you find the clear lost mary flavor you really want, I guess.
And that’s all I know about that. Hope it helps ya find your way through all them Lost Mary tastes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
