Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Lost Mary flavors, you know, the little sticks everyone’s puffin’ on. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen my share, and I can tell ya what’s what.
First off, they got a whole bunch of ’em. Like, a whole mess. Flavors, they call ’em. Some are fruity, some are sweet, some…well, some I just don’t understand. But that’s how it goes, ain’t it? Everyone likes different things.
- One thing’s for sure, them Lost Mary things are popular. Seein’ ’em everywhere. Kids these days, always gotta have somethin’ in their hands. Back in my day, we just chewed on grass, if we were lucky.
- Now, I heard tell some places ain’t sellin’ ’em no more. Somethin’ about the way they’re made, not bein’ up to snuff. Can’t say I’m surprised. Nothin’s made like it used to be.
But let’s get down to business. The flavors. That’s what you wanna know, right? Okay, so they got your regular fruity stuff. You know, like strawberry, blueberry, that kinda thing. Nothin’ too fancy. Just plain ol’ fruit taste. Some of ’em are pretty good, I gotta say. Sweet and juicy, just like a ripe berry.
Then they got the…well, I call ’em the “fancy” flavors. Stuff like…what was it? “Pineapple Mango Peach”. Who even thought of puttin’ all them together? Sounds like a fruit salad gone wild. But hey, some folks like it. Can’t knock it ’til you try it, I guess. Though I ain’t gonna try it. Too much goin’ on for me.
And then there’s the…minty ones. “Menthol”, they call it. Reminds me of cough drops, if you ask me. But some folks swear by it. Says it clears their head or somethin’. I just think it tastes like medicine, but to each their own. It ain’t my place to judge.
I also seen some called “Blue Razz Ice”. Now, what in the world is a “razz”? Sounds like somethin’ a cartoon character would say. And “ice”? Is it cold? I tell ya, these young folks and their names. They get more confusing every day.
One thing I will say, though, is that these Lost Mary things…they smell strong. You can smell ’em a mile away. Sometimes it’s a good smell, like berries or somethin’. Sometimes it’s just…weird. Like chemicals or somethin’. Can’t be good for ya, breathin’ that stuff in all the time. But then again what is these days?
And another thing, they’re always losin’ ’em. “Lost Mary,” they call it, and it’s true! Kids are always droppin’ ’em on the ground, leavin’ ’em in their pockets, findin’ ’em in the washin’ machine. Waste of money, if you ask me. But then again, I ain’t the one payin’ for ’em.
So, there you have it. My take on the Lost Mary flavors. Nothin’ fancy, just plain talk. If you wanna try ’em, go ahead. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if you don’t like ’em. And for goodness sake, don’t be litterin’ them things all over the place. Pick up after yourselves.
Now, where did I put my glasses? Always misplacin’ things…maybe I need a “Lost Grandma” stick, hah! Just kiddin’. Sorta.
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ to buy these things, I hear you can get ’em at them vape shops. Just look around, you’ll find ’em. They’re everywhere, like I said. Just be careful, and don’t go puffin’ on too many of them things. Too much of anything ain’t good for ya, that’s what my mama always said.
And remember, if you’re gonna use these things, dispose of them properly. Don’t be tossin’ them on the ground like some kind of animal. We gotta take care of our planet, you know.
Well, that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go find my glasses…and maybe a nice cup of tea. None of that fancy flavored stuff, just plain ol’ black tea. That’s good enough for me.
Tags: [“Lost Mary”, “Flavors”, “Vape”, “Disposable”, “Puffs”, “Nicotine”, “Fruit”, “Menthol”, “Review”]
