Alright, let’s talk about them Lost Mary Pro flavors, you know, the ones them young folks are always puffin’ on. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve heard things and seen things, and I can tell ya what’s what.
First off, they got a whole bunch of ’em, more than you can shake a stick at. Seems like every week there’s a new one poppin’ up. Some are good, some are… well, let’s just say they ain’t for everybody.
Now, I hear tell there’s this Pina Colada flavor that’s real popular. Folks say it’s like a vacation in your mouth, all creamy and coconutty with a bit of that pineapple tang. Not too sweet, they say, which is good, ’cause too much sweet makes my teeth hurt just thinkin’ about it. Sounds kinda fancy, if you ask me.
- They got Watermelon Ice too. Now, I like watermelon, but ice? In a puff thingy? Kids these days, I swear. I reckon it’s supposed to be cool and refreshing, like a summer day, but I don’t know, sounds chilly to me.
- And then there’s Mango Bliss. Mangoes, I know. Sweet and juicy, like a good summer fruit. Bliss, though? That’s a big word for somethin’ you puff on. But if it tastes like mango, I guess it can’t be too bad.
- Berry Fusion, that’s another one. Berries, I get. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, all mixed up. Fusion, that’s like when they put different kinds of music together, right? So I guess this is like a berry party in your mouth. Sounds messy, but maybe tasty.
- And last but not least, they got Cool Mint. Mint, like that stuff in your garden? The stuff that smells strong and makes your mouth feel all tingly? Yeah, that’s the one. Cool Mint… so I guess it’s extra minty? Maybe good for after you eat somethin’ garlicky.
Now, these puff thingies, they call ’em vapes I think, they ain’t like them old cigarettes. These here Lost Mary things, they got somethin’ called a “mesh coil” inside. Sounds complicated, but from what I gather, it makes the flavor taste better and last longer. And they got this “salt nicotine” stuff in ’em, which I hear ain’t as strong as the regular kind, but still gives you that… buzz, I guess.
How long one of these Lost Mary things lasts depends on how much you puff on it. If you’re just takin’ a few puffs here and there, it might last you a few days. But if you’re puffin’ on it all the time, like some folks I know, it might only last a day or two. Seems like a waste of money to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
They say there’s a whole bunch more flavors too. Seems like they got a flavor for everyone, no matter what you like. But honestly, I don’t get it. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy flavors. We just had… well, never mind what we had. It ain’t important.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ one of these Lost Mary Pro flavors, I guess go for it. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t come cryin’ to me if you don’t like it. And for goodness sake, don’t let your grandma catch you puffin’ on one of these things. She’ll tan your hide, I tell you what.
But that Pina Colada one… that does sound kinda nice, though. Maybe just one little puff wouldn’t hurt… Nah, just kidding! You youngsters and your fancy puff thingies.
Tags: [Lost Mary Pro, Vape Flavors, Pina Colada, Watermelon Ice, Mango Bliss, Berry Fusion, Cool Mint, Vape Review, Mesh Coil, Salt Nicotine]
