Alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary Pro thingy. I ain’t no fancy tech person, but I figured it out, so you can too. It’s like them new-fangled cigarette things, only you don’t gotta light ‘em up.
First off, what is this Lost Mary Pro anyway? Well, it’s a little doodad, looks kinda like a fancy whistle, that you suck on. They say it’s for “vaping,” whatever that means. Seems like a lot of young folks are doin’ it these days.
Now, how to use this here contraption? It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure.
- Step one: You gotta get yourself one of them Lost Mary Pros. They sell ‘em at the store, next to the candy and stuff.
- Step two: Take it outta the package. Don’t be throwin’ that package on the ground, mind you. Put it in the trash, like a decent person.
- Step three: There’s a little hole on one end, that’s where you put your mouth. Not the pointy end, the other end. Don’t go pokin’ yourself now.
- Step four: Now, here’s the tricky part. You gotta suck on it, but not too hard. Like you’re sippin’ on a hot cup of coffee, but without the burnin’. They call it “MTL,” but I just call it takin’ a little puff.
- Step five: Hold that puff in your mouth for a second or two, then breathe it in deep, like you’re sighin’ after a long day of workin’ in the fields. Then, blow it out. You’ll see some kinda steam, that’s the “vape” I guess.
That’s all there is to it! See? Easy as pie. Now, some folks like to take big puffs, some like little puffs. You do what feels right for you. Don’t let nobody tell you different.
How long does this Lost Mary Pro last? Well, that depends on how much you’re puffin’ on it, I reckon. If you’re just takin’ a few puffs here and there, it might last you a few days, maybe even a whole week. But if you’re suckin’ on it all day long, like some folks I know, it ain’t gonna last more than a day or two. They say this big one, the Lost Mary MO20000 Pro, can give you somethin’ like 20,000 puffs. That’s a whole lotta puffin’, let me tell ya. And it’s got this “power range” thing, 13 to 25 watts they say. Sounds fancy, but I don’t know what it means. Just means you can puff harder or softer, I guess.
How do you know when it’s empty? Well, it’ll stop makin’ that steam stuff. And it might taste a little burnt, kinda like when you leave the toast in too long. Then you gotta get yourself a new one. Or maybe just quit altogether, that’d be the healthy thing to do, wouldn’t it?
They got all sorts of flavors too, like strawberry and mango and whatnot. I tried the strawberry one, it was alright. Reminded me of them candies I used to eat as a kid. But honestly, I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Give me a good ol’ cup of tea any day.
So, that’s the long and short of it. The Lost Mary Pro. Not too complicated, even for an old gal like me. Just remember to be careful, don’t go suckin’ on it too hard, and don’t be leavin’ them things lying around for the kids to find. And for goodness sake, don’t go throwin’ them on the ground. We gotta keep this world clean, you know.
If you’re new to this whole “vaping” thing, start slow. Take small puffs and see how you feel. Don’t go tryin’ to be a hero and take big ol’ puffs right away. You’ll just end up coughin’ your lungs out.
And remember, this ain’t no cigarette. It’s somethin’ different. So don’t go thinkin’ you can just puff on it like you’re smokin’ a regular cigarette. Take it easy, and you’ll figure it out.
And that’s about all I know about these Lost Mary Pro thingamajigs. If you got more questions, ask someone who knows more than me. I’m just tellin’ you what I learned from tryin’ it out myself.
Tags: Lost Mary Pro, How to Use, Vaping, MTL, Lost Mary MO20000 Pro, Puff Count
