You wanna know about that Sunrise Elf Bar flavor, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t hard to find, not like finding a needle in a haystack. This thing, this Elf Bar, it’s everywhere nowadays. Everyone’s huffin’ and puffin’ on ’em. I seen ’em, those colorful little sticks. Like somethin’ from them city folks.
Now, this Sunrise one, they say it’s like a taste of them fancy places, them tropical islands with all the fruits. I seen it on them picture shows. Orange, pineapple, all them sweet things. You can get it almost anywhere. Even our little corner store down the street started sellin’ ’em. My grandson, he goes there all the time. He says everyone is crazy about Elf Bar. He tried to get me to puff on one, but I said, “Boy, you outta your mind?” I ain’t puttin’ nothin’ like that in my lungs.
But if you’re lookin’ for ’em, they got ’em at them vape shops. We got a couple of those fancy shops in the next town over. They are full of different flavors. One is called, Vaping Ape or somethin’. Then there is one called Vape Japan. Then some fella named Mr. Vape has a shop. I don’t know what that all means. But my grandson, he knows. He’s always talkin’ about ’em. And he says there’s this other one, Beyond Vape. Sounds silly to me, but what do I know?
These Elf Bars, they are everywhere, even them gas stations got ’em now, right next to the candy bars and them lotto tickets. So, yeah, pretty easy to find, this Sunrise Elf Bar. I seen a lady the other day, she was buyin’ a whole bunch. Said she liked that Sunrise one the best. She said it tastes like peach and mango. I like peaches. We used to have a peach tree out back, but it got the blight.
And you know what else, they say you can get them online now too. Just type it in that little computer thingy. They got stores for everything on there, even them vape things. They say you can order a whole box of ’em and they bring ’em right to your door. I don’t know about that, though. I like to see what I’m buyin’ before I hand over my money. But I guess it is easy for you young people who are always on their phones. They say you can order from big stores online, and they got special stores just for these vapes. Fancy, huh?
This whole thing is strange to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this. But I guess times are changin’. But if you want this Sunrise Elf Bar, you can find it. Just go to the store. I even seen them at that big grocery store, the one with the big parking lot. They got a whole section now for them. It is crazy.
Now, this Sunrise flavor, they say it’s special, a “limited edition” or somethin’. That’s what the young folks say. They say it’s got 13ml of that fruity stuff in it. I don’t know what a “ml” is, but it sounds like a lot. My grandson told me that means it will last a long time. I don’t know about that but he seems to love these Elf Bars.
- Go to the store, any store, they probably got ’em.
- Look for them vape shops, they got all the flavors.
- Ask the young folks, they know all about it.
- You can even get them delivered to your house, they say.
- The Sunrise one is orange and pineapple, and some say peach and mango too.
- They are everywhere. Just look around.
- It is a limited edition flavor, whatever that means.
So there ya go. That’s all I know about this Sunrise Elf Bar flavor. Just remember, you can find them just about anywhere now. It’s like they’re poppin’ up like weeds. These things are a big deal now. But be careful with them things. I don’t know what’s in ’em, but they ain’t good for ya, I bet. Too much of anythin’ ain’t good, that’s what my mama used to say. And she was right about a lot of things.
They do smell kinda sweet, though, I gotta admit. I smelled it when my grandson was using his. But I still wouldn’t try it. I’m too old for that kinda stuff. But the young people, they love these Elf Bars. Especially this Sunrise one, it seems. It’s a real popular one. Maybe you’ll like it. Who knows?
Well, that’s it. Now go on and find your Sunrise Elf Bar. They’re everywhere, just like I said. You won’t have any trouble. They are more common than them dandelions in my yard. And that’s sayin’ somethin’.
