Alright, let’s talk about them Lost Vape Orion flavors, you know, the ones them young folks are always puffin’ on. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I hear things and I see things. This here vape thingy, it’s got all sorts of flavors, more than I can count on my two hands, that’s for sure.
Now, they got this Orion Bar 7500, looks like a fancy little stick, and it’s got flavors like you wouldn’t believe. They say there’s somethin’ for everyone, every taste bud, as them city folks say.
- Sour Apple Ice: I reckon this one’s like them green apples, but cold, like you left it out in the winter snow. Kids these days, they like that icy stuff.
- Pineapple Lemonade: This one sounds kinda fancy, like a drink you’d get at a fair. Pineapple and lemon, huh? Must be sweet and sour, like life, I guess.
- Strawberry Kiwi: Strawberries I know, grow ’em in my garden. Kiwi? That’s one of them fuzzy fruits from far away. Mix ’em together, and you got somethin’ different, I tell ya.
- Blueberry Raspberry: More berries! Blue ones and red ones. Sounds like a good pie, but in a vape? Well, I never.
- Cool Mint: Mint, that’s like the stuff in your toothpaste, right? Makes your breath smell good, I guess. This vape one, it’s “cool,” they say. Probably means extra minty.
- Grape Energy: Grapes are good, make wine too. But “energy?” What’s that mean? Makes you jump around like a chicken with its head cut off? I don’t get it.
- Strawberry Watermelon: More strawberries and then that big ol’ melon, watermelon. That’s a summer fruit, juicy and sweet. This vape must taste like a summer picnic, I reckon.
- Juicy Peach: Peaches, now them I like. Soft and sweet, melt in your mouth. This vape flavor, they say it’s “juicy.” Well, I hope it ain’t too messy.
They say Lost Vape, they make good stuff, better than some, not as good as others. Like, if that Smok company is a one out of five for how good it is, then Lost Vape is like a three and a half. Not the best, but not the worst neither. Just somewhere in the middle, like most things in life, I suppose.
And this here Orion Bar 7500, they say it’s the best disposable vape around. “Disposable” means you throw it away when it’s done, I hear. Seems wasteful to me, but what do I know? They say it’s stylish, too. Stylish? It’s a little stick you suck on! But hey, to each their own, right?
I also heard tell of some other flavors, not just for that 7500 one. There’s Mango Ice, Banana Cake, Pink Lemonade, and a whole bunch more. It’s like they got a flavor for everythin’ under the sun. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. Back in my day, we had tobacco, and that was it. Now, you got strawberry kiwi blueberry raspberry pineapple lemonade… it’s a whole new world, I tell ya.
And they keep comin’ up with new ones, too. Limited edition this, special blend that. It’s hard to keep up. But I guess that’s how they get you, always wantin’ the newest, the latest, the greatest. Me? I’m happy with a cup of coffee and a slice of apple pie. But them youngsters, they like their fancy flavors and their gadgets. Can’t say I blame ’em, I guess. Times change, and people change with ’em. Just gotta make sure you don’t get lost in all the choices, you know? Keep it simple, that’s my motto.
So, there you have it, a whole bunch of Lost Vape Orion flavors. More than you can shake a stick at, that’s for sure. If you’re into that sort of thing, I guess you got plenty to choose from. Just remember to be careful, and don’t go overboard. Too much of anything ain’t good for ya, even if it tastes like strawberry kiwi watermelon pineapple lemonade.
Tags: Lost Vape, Orion Bar 7500, Vape Flavors, Sour Apple Ice, Pineapple Lemonade, Strawberry Kiwi, Blueberry Raspberry, Cool Mint, Grape Energy, Strawberry Watermelon, Juicy Peach, Mango Ice, Banana Cake, Pink Lemonade, Disposable Vape
