Hey there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna yak about this here “unicorn puke vape juice.” Sounds kinda crazy, right? Like, what in the tarnation is unicorn puke anyway? Don’t you go worryin’ none, I’ll tell ya all about it, just like I’d tell my neighbor Bessie over a cup of coffee.
First off, this ain’t no real unicorn puke, ya hear? It’s just a name they give to some fancy vape juice. Now, I ain’t never vaped myself, seems like a young folks’ thing. But from what I gather, it’s supposed to taste all fruity and sweet, like a rainbow in your mouth, they say. Imagine that! A whole rainbow! Makes you wonder what them unicorns been eatin’, huh?
I saw this thing called “Lost Art Liquids” makes this “unicorn puke” stuff. They sell it in these little bottles, 60ml they call it. Sounds small to me, but I reckon it lasts a while if you’re just puffin’ on it. They got all sorts of other vape stuff too, like starter kits and batteries and coils. Sounds complicated if you ask me. Give me a good ol’ pipe any day.
But what does unicorn puke vape juice actually taste like? Well, like I said, it’s supposed to be fruity. Some folks say it’s like a mix of all sorts of berries and fruits, all jumbled together. Others say it’s got a bit of a candy taste to it, kinda like them gummy bears the grandkids love so much. And then there’s that “unicorn blood” thing. Don’t get it twisted, it’s all just talk. They say it’s all “rainbow goodness”, whatever that means. Sounds mighty sweet though. Maybe too sweet for an old gal like me.
Now, where can you get this here unicorn puke vape juice? Seems like you can find it online pretty easy. Just gotta search for it, I reckon. They say it’s cheap, but I don’t know what cheap means to these young folks. Everything seems expensive these days, if you ask me. Remember when a nickel could buy you a whole candy bar? Ah, those were the days.
- Where to buy unicorn puke vape juice?
- Online vape shops
- Some local stores that sell vape stuff
- What does it taste like?
- Fruity
- Sweet
- Candy-like
- Who makes unicorn puke vape juice?
- Lost Art Liquids is one company
- Probably some other companies too
I hear some folks compare this unicorn puke to somethin’ called “Nyan Cat.” Now, I ain’t got a clue what a Nyan Cat is, but apparently, it’s some kinda cute kitty that’s real popular with the youngsters. They say this vape juice is so good, it would even make this Nyan Cat jealous. Well, I’ll be! Imagine something being so good it makes a cat jealous. Must be somethin’ special.
Anyways, this whole unicorn puke vape juice thing seems kinda silly to me, but I guess that’s what the young folks like these days. If it makes ’em happy, I ain’t got no complaints. Just as long as they ain’t blowin’ that smoke in my face, that’s all I ask. And if you’re gonna try it, make sure you get it from a reputable place, ya hear? Don’t want no bad juice messing with your insides. That’s for sure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I got off to.
So that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. Unicorn puke vape juice: fruity, sweet, and probably nothin’ like real unicorn puke, thank goodness. If you’re into vapin’, maybe you’ll like it. If not, well, there’s plenty of other things in this world to enjoy. Like a good cup of coffee and a chat with a friend. Now that’s somethin’ I can understand.
You know, it’s funny how things change. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy vape juices or “unicorn puke” flavors. We just smoked plain ol’ tobacco, if we smoked at all. And nobody ever talked about rainbows in your mouth. But I guess that’s progress for ya. Always somethin’ new and different. Just makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next. Maybe dragon breath vape juice? Or maybe leprechaun gold flavor? Who knows? The sky’s the limit, I reckon.
And let me tell you somethin’ else, this whole “vape” thing, it still seems kinda fishy to me. I mean, what are you really breathin’ in there? All them chemicals and whatnot. Can’t be good for ya, I tell ya. But these young folks, they don’t listen to an old woman like me. They think they know it all. Well, I seen a thing or two in my time, and I know that sometimes the simplest things are the best. Like fresh air and sunshine. Can’t beat that, no matter how fancy your vape juice is.
Anyway, I’ve probably rambled on long enough about this unicorn puke stuff. You young’uns go on and do what you please. Just remember to be safe and don’t go doin’ nothin’ stupid. And if you do try that unicorn puke juice, let me know what it tastes like, will ya? I’m kinda curious, even if I don’t plan on tryin’ it myself. Maybe I’ll just stick to my coffee and leave the rainbow flavors to you youngsters.
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