This thing, you know, that Hulk Hogan Hulkamania 8000 disposable, yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Big fella, that Hulk Hogan. Used to watch him on the TV, jumpin’ around, all muscles and such. Now he’s got this… this thing you puff on. They call it a vape, I reckon.
This Hulkamania 8000, it’s a big deal, they say. Holds a whole bunch of that… that juice stuff. 18mL, whatever that means. Sounds like a lot to me. Enough for 8000 puffs, they say! 8000! Can you believe that? My old pipe, I’d have to pack it a hundred times to get that much.
- 8000 puffs
- 18mL juice
- Hulk Hogan’s name on it
Now, I ain’t no expert on these newfangled things. Back in my day, we just had regular smokes. But the young folks, they all seem to like these vapes. This Hulk Hogan one, though, seems extra special. That Hulk Hogan name, you know. That will get you something. He is a big star. He’s got that Hulkamania thing.
Seen a fella with one the other day. Said it was like that Hulk fella himself. Strong. Powerful, he said. Guess that’s why they call it the Hulkamania 8000. ‘Cause it’s like him. Big and strong. Lots of folks seem to be tryin’ them out, askin’ about them, you know. Where to get it, how is it and everything like that.
I heard it’s got that power. 5%, whatever that means. Sounds strong. Like that Hulk Hogan, when he used to wrestle. Remember that? He’d be all over the place, throwin’ them other fellas around like they was nothin’. He was a big guy. 6’7 when he is young. Now, he says he is 6’4. Some people, they shrink.
This Hulk Hogan Hulkamania 8000 disposable, it’s supposed to last a long time, they say. Like him. How many times did he get beat and come back? He was making money. They say he was making 25 million. A lot of money. That’s what I heard.
Now this Hulkamania 8000, I heard it’s comparable to others. I don’t know these things. But they got lots of these vape things now. Different kinds. Different flavors. This Hulk Hogan one, though, that’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about. He’s famous, you know. Used to be on TV all the time.
This whole thing, it’s a bit of a mystery to me. But I see the appeal. That Hulk Hogan name, it’s got power. And this Hulkamania 8000, it sounds like it’s got power too. 8000 puffs! That’s a lot of puffin’. He used to be on that Incredible Hulk show, you know. But he is even bigger than the Hulk.
They got all sorts of these things now. Big ones, small ones. But this Hulk Hogan Hulkamania 8000 disposable vape, that’s the one that’s got folks talkin’. You see one, you let me know. Might have to try one myself, see what all the fuss is about. See if it’s as strong as that Hulk Hogan fella used to be.
- Hulk Hogan was big
- He was strong
- He is famous
- He has a vape now
Heard they are calling this one “Hollywood” too, sometimes. Because he is also a movie star. He was in a lot of movies. This Hulk Hogan Hollywood 8000, that is also a name of this thing. They say it’s compact. Whatever that means. Small, I guess. But still strong. 18ml and 8000 puffs, yeah, that is strong.
They used to say he had 24-inch biceps. That’s the muscle, you know. On your arm. Big ones. Like he could crush a watermelon with ’em. This Hulk Hogan vape, I bet it feels strong like that in your hand. They say it is a fusion of power. Whatever that means. Powerful flavor, that is what they mean I think.
Well, that’s all I know about that Hulk Hogan Hulkamania 8000 disposable thing. Seems like a big deal. Everybody’s talkin’ about it. Maybe you young folks know more about it than me. Just thought I’d tell you what I heard. It’s all the rage, you know. This Hulk Hogan Hulkamania thing.
