You know, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this thing, Twisted B-Pop Geek Bar. Sounds like some kinda fancy candy, don’t it? But they say it’s for smokin’, not eatin’. Well, I don’t know much about that kinda thing, but I heard ’em say it tastes good. They kept sayin’ “flavor profile,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ a city slicker would say.
They said this Geek Bar, it’s somethin’ new, called a “Skyview 25K.” I reckon that means it’s got somethin’ to do with the sky. Maybe it makes ya float like a cloud? Ha! And 25K, that’s a lot of somethin’, I guess. They was sayin’ it lasts a long time, like 25,000 puffs. What’s a puff? Is that like a puff of wind? Lord knows, these young people make up the darnedest words. All I know is that 25,000 is a whole heap. It got 18mL capacity, whatever that mean.
Someone said it has “berries” flavor. Now that I understand! Berries are good. I used to pick wild berries back in the day. Made good pies with ’em. This Twisted B-Pop, it’s supposed to be like a bunch of berries all mixed up. Sounds tasty, I reckon. Like a berry party in your mouth!
This thing, it’s got a screen, too. A little one, they said, 1.8 inches. What in tarnation do you need a screen for on a smokin’ thing? Maybe it shows ya pictures of berries. Or maybe it tells ya how much “puffin’” you got left. Like a gas gauge for your smoke. That’s what I think, anyway.
One fella said it’s like the “best vape session.” Now, “vape” is another one of them new words. Sounds like somethin’ a ghost would do. But I guess it means smokin’ without the fire. They also said this Twisted B-Pop Geek Bar has “superior tech” and “yummy tastes.” They just love using those big words. But I guess that means it is good, for smoke anyway.
- They say it got “Blackberry B-Pop” flavor, too. Blackberries! Now those are good eatin’. I remember pickin’ buckets of ’em with my ma. Made the best jam. This one, they say it’s like bubblegum and candy mixed with blackberries. Sounds mighty sweet.
- And there is something called “Blow Pop.” It sound fancy, but they say it like bubblegum with other fruits mixed in, like citrus, pineapple, and even banana and strawberry. That sound like a whole fruit salad!
They was talkin’ about how it “hits harder.” What does that mean? Like someone is punchin’ ya? I think it just means it’s strong. They say it’s got 25 watts in “Pulse mode.” Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space movies. I guess that mean it really make a lot of smoke, or “vape” as they call it. Geek Bar Pulse X, another weird name.
Now, they said somethin’ about “Geek Bars” and “cigarettes.” Said one Geek Bar is like 48 cigarettes. That’s a lot of smokin’! I never did smoke myself. Gave my husband enough grief about it, though. But I guess if you’re gonna smoke, might as well use one of these Geek Bar things if it lasts that long. They say these are “high quality,” so I guess that’s good, right?
This Twisted B-Pop GEEK BAR SKYVIEW 25K Puffs, that a mouthful. They say it is a “gem.” Like a shiny rock. So, I guess that mean it is pretty special, in that “vape” world, anyway. If you like that kind of thing, maybe this is for you.
This whole “vaping” thing is beyond me. But I guess if you like berries, and you like to “vape,” this Twisted B-Pop Geek Bar thing might be just what you’re lookin’ for. It’s got all them fancy features, a screen, and lots of “puffs.” And it’s supposed to taste like a whole bunch of berries. Just don’t go expectin’ it to taste like one of my homemade berry pies. Nothin’ beats that!
