Alright, let’s talk about how to fill this Novo 5 pod thingy, you know, the little plastic thing you stick in your vape. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. My old man used to say, “If you can slop hog feed, you can fill a vape pod,” and he was right, bless his soul.
First off, don’t be a dummy and throw away the instructions. I know, I know, nobody reads them things. But sometimes they got pictures, and pictures are good. They help even old fogies like me figure stuff out. But if you tossed ’em, don’t you fret, I’ll tell you how it’s done.
- Step one: Get your stuff together. You’ll need your Novo 5 thingamajig, the empty pod, and that juice stuff you vape. Don’t go tryin’ to fill it with water or somethin’ silly. That ain’t gonna work.
- Step two: Find the mouthpiece. It’s the part you stick in your mouth, the top part, you see? It pulls right off. Just give it a little tug, not too hard now, you don’t wanna break it.
- Step three: Open ‘er up. When you yank that mouthpiece off, you’ll see a little hole. It might have a red rubber thingy in it, kinda like a little stopper. That’s where the juice goes.
Now, here’s the tricky part, but it ain’t that tricky. You gotta get that juice bottle and squeeze it real careful into that little hole. Don’t go squirtin’ it all over the place, now. Makes a mess, and that juice ain’t cheap. Fill it up, but don’t overfill it. Leave a little bit of space at the top, kinda like when you’re pourin’ a cup of coffee, you don’t fill it right to the brim, do ya?
Once it’s filled, stick that mouthpiece back on, make sure it’s on tight, you don’t want juice leakin’ everywhere. And that’s it! You filled your pod. See? I told you it wasn’t hard. Even a blind hen can find a kernel of corn sometimes, and you filled a vape pod.
Now, a few things to remember, ’cause I don’t want you messin’ things up.
First, don’t get that juice in your mouth. It tastes nasty, and I reckon it ain’t good for you. If you do get some in your mouth, spit it out and rinse your mouth with water, like when you were a kid and got soap in your mouth.
Second, don’t let that juice sit in the pod forever if you ain’t gonna use it. I don’t know why, but the instructions said not to, somethin’ about it gettin’ all gunky. And if it gets all gunky, that means you gotta buy a new pod, and nobody wants to do that more often than they have to. They cost a pretty penny, those things.
Third, how many times you can fill that pod depends on the juice. If you use that sweet, candy-like stuff, it’ll gunk up the pod faster than a fly on a honey pot. You can use any flavor you want, but don’t go mixin’ up weird stuff, ’cause it might taste like a skunk’s armpit. Stick to what you like and you will be fine. Now, you can’t be too picky, but you do want it to taste decent, right?
So, there you have it. Fillin’ a Novo 5 pod, simple as pie. Now go on and vape, or whatever it is you young folks do these days. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll be fine. And if you forget, well, come on back, and I’ll tell you again. I ain’t got nothin’ better to do anyways. Just don’t tell nobody I told you all this, they’ll think I’m some kind of vape expert or somethin’, and I’m just tryin’ to be helpful, you know?
Just remember to be careful and don’t make a mess. And for goodness sake, read the instructions! They put ’em in there for a reason, even if we don’t always understand ’em. Now, go on, get outta here and enjoy your vape. And don’t go vapin’ too much, it can’t be good for you.
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