Alright, let’s talk about this non nicotine vape elf bar thing, you know, the one them youngsters are puffin’ on all the time. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I can tell ya what I see and what I hear, and maybe that’ll help you make sense of it all.
First off, they call it a “vape,” sounds fancy, right? Like somethin’ out of a sci-fi movie. But from what I gather, it’s just a little stick you suck on, and it makes smoke, well, not real smoke, they call it “vapor.” This particular one, the Elf Bar, they say it don’t have that nicotine stuff in it. You know, the stuff in cigarettes that gets people hooked.
Now, I ain’t smoked a day in my life, thank the good Lord. My old man, he used to chew tobacco, that was bad enough. But this vaping thing, it seems like everybody’s doin’ it, young and old, boys and girls. And even if this Elf Bar don’t have the nicotine, I still ain’t so sure it’s good for ya.
- They say it’s got flavors, all sorts of fruity and sweet stuff. Makes you wonder what they’re puttin’ in there to make it taste like that. Back in my day, if you wanted somethin’ sweet, you ate an apple, not sucked on some fancy stick.
- And they say it makes big clouds of vapor. What’s the point of that? Just makin’ a show, I reckon. Seems like a waste of time and money to me.
I heard tell that even without the nicotine, this vaping can still mess with your lungs. Your lungs, they’re for breathin’ good clean air, not this fancy vapor stuff. It makes sense, don’t it? Puttin’ somethin’ in your lungs that ain’t air can’t be good for ya. They say it can irritate your throat and lungs, make you cough, and who knows what else. Seems like a lot of trouble just to blow some fancy clouds.
Now, this Elf Bar, they say it’s easy to use. Just take it out of the package and start puffin’. No buttons to push, no nothin’. That’s probably why them youngsters like it so much. They don’t want to fuss with nothin’, just want things quick and easy. But just because somethin’s easy don’t mean it’s good for ya. Remember what your grandma used to say, “Easy come, easy go,” and usually, the easy way ain’t the right way.
I also heard they got all sorts of Elf Bar flavors. I don’t even know what half them flavors are. Watermelon this and mango that. Sounds like a fruit salad, not somethin’ you should be puttin’ in your lungs. And they say it makes big clouds, like a fog machine or somethin’. What’s the purpose of that? Just to show off? Seems silly to me.
They say this Elf Bar is disposable, too. So, you use it up and throw it away. Seems wasteful, don’t it? All that plastic and metal just endin’ up in the trash. We gotta take care of this earth, you know. Can’t just be throwin’ things away all the time. Back in my day, we fixed things, we didn’t just throw them away.
So, here’s the thing. This nicotine free Elf Bar, it might not have that addictive nicotine stuff, but that don’t mean it’s harmless. It’s still somethin’ you’re puttin’ in your lungs that ain’t natural. And from what I hear, it can still cause problems. So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ it, maybe think twice. There’s plenty of other things you can do with your time and money that won’t mess with your health. Go for a walk, read a book, spend time with your family. Those are things that are good for your body and your soul.
And remember, just because somethin’ is popular don’t make it right. Folks used to think smoking cigarettes was cool, and look how that turned out. So, be smart, be careful, and take care of yourself. That’s the best advice this old woman can give ya.
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